“It’s Too Hard, Loli-chan Doesn’t Get It.”
Before anything else, I would like to remind you that this shit’s so NOT SAFE FOR WORK. You have been warned, so don’t blame me when your boss sees you doing something to a little cartoon girl while your PC is playing some stupid 8-bit music.
Click picture to play!
So much for the lolicons, but if you’re to ask me why I failed to post yesterday (or rather a few hours ago), I would gladly blame this. This little sucker got me hooked for around XX hours, retrying the game for around XXXX times just to complete it. I’ve got to warn you, though. If you’re a moralfag, or one who does not comprehend the clockwork that makes Japan tick, get the fuck off this post, thank you. Otherwise, read and play on.
Just click on the picture to play the game. And since it’s on moonspeak, the instructions are as follows:
Pilot a certain Loli-chan’s head/icon using your mouse and evade incoming bullets that fire from all directions. As the level goes up, more bullets and variations get fired. Keep watch of the yellow meter below. Once it fills up, a barrage of bullets and lasers and whatnot will come to destroy you and halt you on your advance. Evade long enough, and you’ll take a piece of Loli-chan’s clothing off.
Combos work as bullets get “chained” during a time duration per shot. The more hits chained, the more faster you strip Loli-chan off her clothing. Abuse this by making the yellow gauge fill up faster. Just press and hold the left mouse button till it fills. Release the left mouse button to stop. If you’re really good enough, chaining a good lot would cause you to get a surprise after stripping the poor loli naked.
Items are also given as you advance in level. To use them, just press spacebar, and the item will go on an auto-combo spree. Certain items have certain time limits, and you can only use the crap once, so use it wisely. Also, once you’ve used it, you can never have another one again. If you kept it, it will upgrade itself into something nasty, so just keep it up till the last levels come in.
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How many levels is this thing? Can’t get past level 50 so far -_-;;;
What’s the original source?
Somewhere in IRC. Someone gave me the site name, so I’ll post it later.
Yeh but the site itself doesn’t have any of the flashes… I know of like 3-4 flashes from this site, most being rather loli or having quite a few loli characters.
I should ask why you didn’t post the URL, but no matter. Here it is, but no flashes, so too bad.
http://karinka.sakura.ne.jp/
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