SAITO! TABITHA! MANBOOBS! This backlog ep that I haven’t watched ever since I had another free Monday feels like I need to take a shit off work and do something for the leftover eps. Nevertheless, it’s about time things got interesting.
Way to start an episode.
It all started on a bet between Siesta and Louise. The bet is whether Saito would be able to find Louise in the upcoming Sleipnir ball. Ah, to elaborate further, the Sleipnir Ball (which I think is dedicated to the eight-legged steed of Odin) is a dance party of sorts wherein you transform and masquerade as your ideal person. You can be a hero, a princess of a country, or even a hot momma, and it wouldn’t matter if you’re male. At least they’d give homosexuality a piece of that.
The condition is, if Saito fails to find Louise, Siesta will have no conditions getting “private time” with her master. If Saito succeeds though, he gets Louise’s part of the bargain. WATERMELONS OR WASHING BOARDS? You chose.
MANWHORE… MUST… KILL…
I envy the Mirror of Truth. It sees a lot of desperate people trying to writhe away from their pitiful existences just so they would be able to live a night as someone so… accomplished. How does it feel to be a woman? How does it feel to be respected a person as to be seen as a hero? Isn’t it fulfilling in a sense? So how come we see JAILBAIT at its finest when Old Osmond went out transforming as a VA-VA-VOOM mega purple MYLF (or Moms You’d Like to Fuck, since I don’t)? DOES IT EVEN ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING?!
IT’S A TRAP!
I mean… seriously… that’s sooooo fucked up… Guiche had such a sorry ass after “manhandling” a man over 60. I must pity him so.
HOMO IS R B&!
Henrietta is also starting to direct feelings for Saito, an event that I’ve been anticipating since the novels. She is envious of Louise in everything, that she expresses these feelings openly on one of the “possessions” she seemed to want the most. Masquerading as Louise, she got the brunt of a worried Saito, and instead broke down into something sort of what would happen after such a ball. Bad Saito! BAD SAITO! You must be chained, whipped, and starved to death by at least three eps after making Louise cry!
Or at least know how it feels like having MANBOOBS.
Damn… so those scud missiles have Magic Cancel… Elfrs are scary…
Also, more elaboration on Tabitha’s part. It seems that the history behind her affiliation is being brought out in the open now, but I’ve yet to see more. Besides, who would have to resist that cute face that finally surfaces when Saito showed some manliness? Nobody can resist that. NOBODY.
Nosebleeding does not disqualify.
And the ultimatum of them all would have to go to Colbert’s return, going on duo with Kirche (who didn’t really have good air time in this series) to spark up explosions in stereo, They were on the rumored “monstrous bird” that the students were talking about. The “bird” is actually an airplane (sort of), made probably by Colbert after having the Zero-sen in operation from the last season. It’s the plane shown in the OP of today’s series, and any idiot who failed to comprehend or even think about it doesn’t even have the common sense for investigative journalism. Sucks for you, m’friend.
Enter the SOL-BALDGUY.
Seems ep 8 was delayed on release, and I just found out on Tosho that it’s still on raw, meaning it MIGHT still be fresh. At least that’s enough assuring I’d be able to handle it. Writing crap just because you’re out of time is such a bad thing to do.
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