Resonance Cascade: Time To Grab That Crowbar

Take one. You’ll need it.

So, everyone’s having a fuss about how the Large Hadron Collider could DEFINITELY destroy the world. Some say it would give birth to a black hole that would suck in Earth and every little piece of outer space dune. Some say something about particle haywire, with everything going KABOOM. But the most notable, of course, would have to be Gordon Freeman’s case: Resonance Cascade.

Rumors have been going that Freeman is already in the premises, trying to be as minimal as possible in order to get everything set in case this disaster goes out of control a la Black Mesa deja vu style, which may go with weather reports on Headcrab rainfall coming in after a few seconds of EPIC PARTICEL PHAIL. However, there are also news about the G-Man getting in his way as well. Assurance of Resonance Cascade? More Xen shit? Battle with the Combine? GRAVITY GUN MADNESS?! We better pray that little crowbar gets in time.

And Barney still owes Freeman a beer, too.

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