Zero no Tsukaima – Princess no Rondo 11: Captive in Al Hambra

Back on track now. Well, an hour at the very least. Time to straighten up the mess last week created. But before anything else, I APPROVE THIS EP! To hell with morality, to hell with censorship, TO HELL WITH EVERYTHING!

THIS EPISODE BREAKS EVERY OTHER POSSIBLE BOUNDARY WITH POWERFUL NUCLEAR FISSION!

Louise and Saito’s group reach Gallia’s Al Hambra, and plans for castle infiltration to get Tabitha. With the help of Kirche’s boobs, they get info on how to get in. Here’s the plan: Drug every guard in sight with sleeping wine while every girl in the group will dress up as makeshift dance party whores to buy some time and distraction. With the raining bouncing mammaries, this should be possible to pull off, except on Louise.

Seems like a good plan to me, though.

Then there’s Anies setting Colbert and the students free. She’s trying to say that too much RAEG is bad for the health, and that the students will be robbed of a good teacher if she were to go emo berserk and kill him. So much for the unforgiving RAEG last season, huh? HUH?! HUH, BITCH ANIES?!

But hey, screw the other girls. Louise is my target. Her wearing a skimpy dancer’s dress is pretty much enticing, and Saito has every right to violate her right there, right now. Louise is willing for the sex anyway. And so we find Saito breaking his thread of limit as the dog tries bestiality on his master, in a way. But hey, aren’t they both commoners now? Argh! Screw it! That destroyed the entire idea!

“How about we have a moment of ‘Arabian Nights’, Saito?”

Too bad, though. It’s always ends up with a MAJOR FUCKING COCKBLOCK scenario, with Guiche as today’s guest COCKSUCKE-I mean, COCKBLOCKER. Well, with Siesta absent, I guess this one’s a given.

“Guiche, YOU COCKBREAKING IDIOT!“

So much for that. Houston has a problem. Seems that the captain of the guards is trying to hit on Louise as he makes a special request on Kirche, saying that he wants Louise for himself. Kirche discussed it with Monmon, only to get overheard by Tifa and Louise. Louise, trying not to be a burden (well, she IS already, just because of her being a Void mage), volunteers to put the fatso pervert to sleep. Kirche hands her a sleeping potion, only to have it slip off her top due to her washboard chest. If it weren’t for Saito and Tifa, the show would lose its virginity to a dirty fat perverted asshole capable of spreading pedophilia virus.

Pedos? They all look the same from this side.

Then Nephthys suddenly comes in, conjures some ancient magic, but gets his ass nearly kicked by a Saito-Louise combo attack of Void Dispel Derf Slash, after which the Elfr leads the group to Tabitha’s location. Okay, I understand up to that point. I mean, great, people who bare too much skin playing with spells and we don’t even get ripped clothes. RIPPED CLOTHES ARE PREREQUISITES IN MAGIC BATTLES! REMEMBER THAT! But well, everything’s done deal. Tabitha’s saved, everyone’s going back, lest Josef unleashes his throbbing manhoo-I mean, golem of sorts, which may hide a manhood as well…

/cry

Now, I do understand the part where they’re trying to rush things up, but I dunno why everyone’s giving out RAEG on the fanservice. Either they don’t appreciate the show, or they don’t appreciate the novels so they base their opinion of the franchise on the show. Oh please, THIS IS NOT FUCKING KANOKON, buddies. I can understand Kanokon’s case, but ZnT has a lot more on that. Brush up on your chapters and stop bitching like the lot of dogs you are.

That’s right. Obey and kneel before the power of fanservice.

So yeah, last ep may go for next week, or so we think. We need more Saito egg-breaking smashers too! Or sex! That’s good too!

Cock goes here.