Anatomy Of Human Fragility: A Troll’s Entry

Bad, bad, bad. Sometimes, it just feels too good to fall into the Dark Side.

Human nature is really an amazing thing to behold. To be able to understand behavior, to be able to discern certain changes in a person, that’s really something. But sometimes, the sensitivity of the term in question is inevitable that it would affect a certain type of its aspect if one were to play with its boundaries. if that is so, then let me hand the tip of the iceberg to you.

The Internet. It’s a place for everyone, you, me, everybody. There are intellectuals, happy people, sad people, skilled ones, and business minds. It seemed that all was well in this so-called virtual world. But wait, aren’t we forgetting something? This isn’t really the utopia everyone’s expecting. So what seems to be lacking?

And so a new Internet civilization was formed and acknowledged: Trolls. It’s the bane hallow of the Internet civilization that completes it, thus making the meaning of the word “Anonymous” whole.

Of course, in a society, there’s always going to be something rotten to corrode its law and order. This applies almost ANYWHERE. A country will be corrupted to nothingness if crime and murder were commonplace. A reputation of a certain organization will be jeopardized if its members weren’t as reliable as everybody thinks. To balance order, there will always be chaos, and this is perfectly exemplified in this realm.

So what are trolls? If I were to base it on my own personal experience, Trolls are people who basically are simple, creative, repetitive, happy, demented, lulzy, stupid fucking shitheads who take satisfaction to anything they throw out, which would have to be pointless, simple, aggravating, infuriating, frustrating, and of course, for the lulz. So basically, it’s wrong, you might say. But is it? I mean, there isn’t anything wrong in the Internet, unless you’re a perfectly normal person, a moraltard/ruletard//b/tard/any fucking tard you are, or a godmod/demigodmod, with the power of TEH B&HAMMER at your disposal. Those kinds of people are the basic food source of trolls, and they amount to no better than dog shit, albeit some are no better than trolls themselves, which garner them a formidable place against the Anti-Troll ranks, or is respected by the other trolls well enough to keep themselves clean.

To note a few more facts:

1. The Internet cannot exist without trolls. That’s the Internet’s balance of power.
2. Trolls have a lot on their disposal: Pictures, messages, conversation logs, PMs, emails, and the like. You, however, may have none.
3. Trolls are immortal. Proxies are their source of power.
4. TEH B&HAMMER isn’t as strong as anybody thinks. Refer to number 3 for details.
5. TEH B&HAMMER makes a troll stronger.
6. As TEH B&HAMMER is limitless, so is BAN EVASION.
7. A simple peep or nudge may be interpreted as “feeding the troll”, and may send a troll rampaging. A simple peep or nudge may also be used by the troll against you.
8. Trolls don’t need creative material to do their thing. They are not attention whores like some people you and I might know
9. Trolls love Hitler, and 50 Hitlers are enough for a troll to make someone shut the fuck up.
10. Since trolls love flames, they lie, cheat, and steal, resulting to fire drills, destruction of virtual and intellectual property, as well as sanity.
11. Trolls are immune to IRL stuff. Most of them don’t have a life anyway, though this can be remedied by grabbing the nearest 1up green shroom in the “?” box at the corner.
12. Trolls are the most probable source of lulz, though it can also be a possible source of income, suicide, and murder.

So, basically, you HAET the world. You HAET its citizens. You HAET EVERYTHING. But that’s not always the case though. Though trolls feed on the HAET and RAEG of others, thus making them HAET and RAEG as well, they are relatively easy to satisfy. Here are some methods:

1. Lurking, i.e. shutting the fuck up, though this only results in recurring troll attacks.
2. TEH B&HAMMER, though this will only result to an infinite loop of BAN EVASION, which will only make said troll stronger.
3. Leaving the Internet for good.
4. Suicide.
5. Admitting loss.
6. More feeding, resulting to more trolling, and more lulz.
7. RAEG and HAET.

I may be hitting a lot of people here, and I may even be trolled for the lulz (which may result in napalm and more trolling for the lulz, and event which I expect and anticipate), but this only proves how long you’ve been on the Internet. Most people are just stupid little imbeciles who can’t even keep up the pace, resulting to TEH B&HAMMER use. Others would simply lurk away, which is temporarily effective. Then there’s feeding, which is very expected. These kinds of people are like little kids suffering from inferiority complex. They can’t stand someone annoying, or they can’t stand someone who’s far more superior or cooler than their pitiful little selves, so they either eliminate them (in vain), throw insults and demoralizing facts at them (which does little or no effect) or ignore them (which results to another attack in the future, possibly by the next post or comment).

I commend people who fight back at me when I troll them. There’s Owen, who is equally hideous as I am, albeit gifted with more brain matter. Then there’s Extrange of THAT, whom I don’t know if he’s acting innocent, natural, or is just a plain idiot with a big dick. And finally, my best guinea pig, Mike, who can actually go at it for days and weeks, as long as I’m available, or vice-versa. A standalone attack at these people will garner you what you expect, and possibly more of what you do expect. That only means I need to TROLL HARDER.

So what fuels a troll? RAEG? HAET? Surely, emotions spur the endeavor. This deems this certain quote incomplete:

“The pen is mightier than the sword.”

Then if so, I might as well add:

“If the pen is mightier than the sword, then the minds behind them would be the mightiest.”

Actually, pen or sword, it doesn’t even fucking matter. Hell, SHOOT THE FUCKING BASTARD WITH EVERYTHING YOU’VE GOT, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF WORHTLESS CUNT SHIT! PROVE YOU’RE A BETTER ASSHOLE THAN HE/SHE/IT IS!