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Lord, I can’t believe I’m so late for this EPIC WIN episode of Kanokon. This flew sparks all over the nets, and of course, the drama never stops. Canned Dogs spewed out news of streaming sites not putting up Kanokon 7 just because it’s too “extreme”. What the fuck? You call that kind of fanservice extreme?! THEN I THROW SHUFFLE %#*)&%*&#!!! Kanokon 7 is epic ausum IMO, and everyone else bitching about the fanservice can just GTFO if they don’t want it, nuff said.

Anyways, the episode starts during a snowy day. Kouta immediately feels the cold when he awakens, but then feels something soft and warm around his back. Of course, piqued by the sensation, he begins to reach out to his back, and we already know what happens next: Chizuru fanservice at its expected peak powarz.

SUCH A JUICY BUTT…

And it doesn’t end there, my friends. We’re not talking about being trapped in snowy white mountai-

MOUNTAINS!!! MOUNTAAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!

Nevermind…

Anyways, it’s the usual morning with Chizuru sneaking into Kouta’s room, with Kouta of course being mad at it. But haven’t you noticed something? It’s unusually cold, and of course, this doesn’t get noticed, until a kunoichi who goes by the name Yukihana (Snow Flower) appeared. It seems that she knows Chizuru as she addresses her at a higher station, but for what reason she came, they don’t know… yet.

Both arrive at school but separate when they got there. Chizuru goes with Yukihana to talk, and Kouta headed to his classroom. Of course, Chizuru investigates why Yukihana is in town, and Yukihana answers that she was sent by Chizuru’s mom to prevent Chizuru from seeing Kouta.

Uh, you just gave away the whole episode plot, Chizuru…

Chizuru doesn’t give Kouta up as expected, and Yukihana proceeds to test them by brewing a very strong snowstorm to isolate the school premises. Of course, Kouta and Tayura immediately sense something irregular just by Yukihana’s presence, and was taken aback when the snowstorm drastically paralyzed the school, trapping students and covering all possible exits with snow. The students and teachers immediately went into action, but was also immobilized since some of the youkai students suddenly became dormant due to the sudden climate change. Hibernation, anyone?

Chizuru, Nozomu, Tayura and Kouta then team up to find Yukihana to stop the snowstorm. The other students then became busy either removing more snow, or warming themselves in the classroom’s kerosene’s stoves. Of course, Kouta’s class didn’t go away without putting in some humor amidst the cold, with the Nanao twin sisters finally getting some more air time than usual.

４P－か？！ Of course you know what 4P is.

Kouta and company then stumble upon a snowman at a corridor. Seeing it as one of the factors for the cold, they decide to destroy the snowman. Tayura takes charge (unwillingly), defeating the snowman after getting toyed for a bit. But something goes wrong, and we finally witness icerape on the anime silver screen for the very first time (I think…).

You don’t get ice on butts that often. Good job on that, Tayura.

With Tayura iceraped, the trio find some shelter, and Kouta finally feels the brunt of the cold. Chizuru submits to the chill a bit, but suggests the most obvious idea to think about when it comes to this case: share bodily heat. 90% already knows it’ll happen, trust me.

Hurrah for uncensored tsuruppetan, AND THONGS!!

Errrr… Too much skinship! You don’t actually just have to get naked! You need to wrap clothes on your bodies! And why is that-HOLYWHATTHEFUCKAREYOURUBBINGCROTCHESFOR?!

Crotchrubbing:”Steel is my Body, and Fire is my Blood.”

And it actually gets even better with this!:

Don’t be stupid. I know you know where a dick is…

And mind you, it’s not just touch, THEY’RE FRIKKIN RUBBING IT!

… And that’s a very artistic approach for asking what a dick is…

They eventually get stopped by Yukihana before Kouta blows his jizz (DAMN!). Of course, Yukihana is doing this for the sake of Chizuru’s chastity. Then again, Chizuru doesn’t even care about that when it comes to Kouta. And so Yukihana proceeds to target Kouta.

They go outside the school (where it’s absolutely colder, I don’t know if they’re asking themselves to freeze to death or they’re just escaping those iceraping snowmen), where Kouta finally gives in to the cold. Yukihana sees this and tells Chizuru that this is what she expect from a lowly human such as Kouta. But then again, Yukihana didn’t know anything about Chizuru and Kouta’s bond, and so they show her.

GENKI DAMA?! I smell Dragon Ball on this scene…

And so Yukihana finally realized she’s got no match for the combine Kouta-Chizuru, and finally lifts her power over the school. She then tells the two to go back to Chizuru’s hometown to meet Chizuru’s mother, as Kouta passed Yukihana’s test. She then disappears as the snowstorm subsides, only to reveal a naked Chizuru and Kouta with half of his garments.

Snowball Nozomu is cute in a sense too.

My say for this ep? EPIC WIN! Fucking epic win, I say. I’ve never seen such glorious fanservice since… uh… Ai Yori Aoishi, Zero no Tsukaima and NHK, I think? Dickgrabbing and crotchrubbing is not really that kind of a rare thing to see on anime, but not all fanservice-related ones feature such bold adventures into sensuality that often, all the more that we have various categories in store for Kanokon (tsurupettan and okki oppai in this case). But it’s getting there, sometimes implied almost in at least one every five series running at the same time. The icerape scene was getting all my laughs too. I don’t know if Tayura was getting tickled, torn off his clothes, or drastically raped all over with snow in his body. Never seen one yet other than this one, and this gets my OK mark for the night.