BUST X BUST REVOLUTION!!!

Be scared. BE REAAAAAAAAAALLY SCARED.

It seems that any marketable aspect for visual media is being taken into consideration, knowing we’ve hell to pay for this goddamn recession we’re experiencing. But hey, who says you can’t enjoy while trying to get your sorry asses out of the red? We have plenty of mammaries to spare.

This’ll probably be NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Be warned.

We all know that the word ECCHI makes a man inhibit unnecessary libido while making a woman go ga-ga either out of disgust or their penchant for the bold and daring. Of course, taking a step further in the process means same shit, different, “sensational” flavor. TSSSSS-HOT?! Gotta be, gotta be.

Nowadays, watching a series would never be complete if the DVD version didn’t have any boobs in it. Either it’s implied to have boobs on the TV version, or they’ll force their way in on any scene just to destroy/strip/shred/burn/disintegrate/melt any female character’s clothing and expose the melons, and much much more. Big, jiggling and bouncing? OK! Delicious flat chest? Sure! One way or another, there would always be opportunities to show a variety of tits to the world. If all of us had the Perverted Nosebleed Syndrome, the world would have all the blood it needs while killing sex junkies with blood loss and premature ejaculations. All in one fell swoop.

Knowing the HENTAI in all of us, this might just be subtle. But considering this is canon material, it adds fuel to the fire. In other words, something along the lines of SPECIAL EDITION stuff. Of course, that also means SPECIAL SEDUCTION on the part of the otaku. It opens a lot of marketing possibilities for other media, especially the one from which the series is derived, breaking singularity yet sharing a striking semblance that the franchise can call its own. You’ll have Blu-Ray and HD-DVD versions of some series for high tit quality. You’ll rejoice when you know illustrations, manga and other paperback will expose something that is faithfully placed, ridding the need for doujin stuff. And probably your boss will wonder why the panties of your displayed figures can be removed to expose the uh… well… you know it. It’s not like I can complete the sentence using the word CUNT.

Bubz for all, all for bubz.

Like a man trying to squeeze milk from an old cow, the series is baptized with nothing short of blatant exposure, which, according to the moonland’s morals, they wouldn’t mind. Subdivision of individuality caters to most if not all, and we’re talking about skin here. That’s not to be ignored, considering our tendency with regards to temptation. But does it all boil down to this? TITS?! No. Definitely not. Trying to justify the need to purchase just because it has boobs doesn’t make any sense if you’re one to know the value for the buck. It only brands the tangible media more obscene if it was aimed on general audience. This attempt on innovation goes to bite the dust, as the pirates sailing the Internet sea of living data dig the raw stuff like gold found from a treasure expedition. Sales plummet, fansubbed versions of the media gets provided to the fanbase, and aren’t you guys oh so eager to devour it in mere seconds. Marketing tactic failed, and abused with pleasure.

But hey, you guys are HYOOMENZ (and you wish to pay me tribute). You do know your own inhibitions. That’s what psychology is for. Stuff’s going to sell either way, so what gives about strategies, morals and fuck? Just get it, do what you want with it, and say nothing more. Your Excellence here would just be enjoying the sight it sees.