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Oops… Wrong Moti-Meme…

Anyways, that guy up there is probably the best exemplification on both categories, in a way. After stumbling into more NEET/Hikki talk on Fang-tan’s place, I decided that someone who has some understanding about the aforementioned “fields” should step up and enlighten some people about it. Now, now, this can be sum great tl;dr post, so I’m warning you hereon.

So, Dracula’s one bigass annoying, resurrecting, motherfucking manly NEET. WHAT IS A NEET?! A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF IDLE MEN! BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU! HAHAHA!

NEETs are people Not Engaged in Employment, Education, or Training. Basically speaking, they are people who either dislike work or school, are hikkis (which will be explained later on), have rich bastards and bitches for parents so that they don’t have to work, are basically lazy, poor, lacking education, traumatized due to experience at school or work, or maybe even dead (or UNdead, for Dracula’s case). In short, NEETs are unemployed people who leech the hell out of society and family. Unlike hikkis, NEETs don’t really have that much of a set standard, which means basically, if you’re out of anything regarding work or education, and you wish to stay that way, you’re labeled as one regardless of timeframe.

So, Dracula’s also a big fatass, pimpy, meaty hikki. WHAT IS A HIKKIKOMORI?! A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SELF-IMPRISONED MEN! BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU! HAHAHA!

Hikkis are people who don’t come out of the four corners of their house, apartment room, or orange carton box 99% of the time. They may have dropped out of school, or lacked money to continue work or education. They may have a steady allowance for living expenses from parents working, or they may have businesses or hobbies that are purely done or permissibly done at home. They don’t like unfamiliar spaces. They don’t like the outside air. In fact, they may even hate the welcoming doormat outside their door just because it’s outside. Their house/room is their fortress of solitude. It’s their protective barrier against all the outside shit and crap of the world, which they need not care about. They prefer to play games all day, read books, watch TV, sleep, eat, surf, or just about anything you can do inside a confined space. Anything coming from outside MUST BE DISINFECTED. Anything going out from inside MUST BE GIVEN CONSIDERATION. Even if it’s from a trusted source, IT STILL CAME FROM OUTSIDE, so whether purely from outside or borrowed from inside, IT MUST STILL BE DISINFECTED. That means that hikkis can work, play, live, and thrive, even study, so long as they remain inside that room. In order to become a full-fledged hikki, however, one must stay confined in a room IN A TIMEFRAME EXCEEDING SIX WHOLE MONTHS. Anything beyond that doesn’t matter, but anything lacking that is unacceptable. A single step outside the room or house breaks a streak, stretching an arm outside a window doesn’t. But if half of the whole body is outside the room, it breaks the streak. Going out to buy food or supplies is not an excuse, it still breaks the streak. Anything engaged inside the room is permissible, but anything engaged physically outside the room is not permissible. Going outside after exceeding six months does not invalidate your acquired title (you earned it, people might have been calling you a hikki already and you wouldn’t know, you’re holed inside your bunker), but doing something outside may affect it. Once a streak is broken, a hikki may start another streak if he/she wants to. If it is a failed attempt, anyone is always free to try again.

Dracula’s Japanese Equivalent, Kaguya Horaisan. Anybody who doesn’t know this does not deserve moonland’s grace, period.

Well, that’s the initial breakdown, kids. Me? I’m just a hikki. I was never a NEET. I stay holed in a bunker for a maximum of seven to eight months doing nothing but pay bills, eat instant ramen, call in food deliveries, and surf the net. The timeframe was easy as shit, and if I can pull it off again, why not. That’s how Patchouli did it, that’s how Kaguya does it, THAT’S HOW DRACULA HAD IT, and it’s worked out well so far.