I don’t really have that much time to play eroge lately, nor do I have the amour to do so. To sum it up, I currently have my “eroge mode” disabled, and I need a jumpstart. But let’s not delve into that too much, shall we? At least I’ll feel fulfilled (somehow, even when I know I haven’t touched the game for around half a year already…) once I finish posting this one.
ああ～！満っちゃだめ～！
Welcome to the second eroge post for Prism Ark! Canonically speaking, the question asked should be: Where do we go from the first one? I still don’t have the Prism Heart DVD yet (which was rumored to be voiced), and I don’t think I have to blog an unvoiced ” side retail” game of the entirety (since Theresa to Heart made me harbor some mixed feelings for it, even with the fact that it has the one and only scenario where you can screw Filia). But anyways, this should be in order due to me having this backlog entry stagnating for a few months a year now. It’s time to break a lazy habit… AGAIN…
Now, I do have to warn you that this is going to be NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Oh, and it’s also most advisable for you to play the first game to be able to understand this one.
Prism Ark Love2 Maximum!~Prism Heart2.5 (プリズム・アーク らぶらぶマキシマム！) is the sequel to Prism Ark. But, don’t expect this to be an actual game, because it doesn’t relate to any game mechanic applied on the prequel. Unlike the prequel, which applies RPG-strategy semantics along with a brilliantly remixed storyline (hey, you don’t always get a medieval-ish plot getting revamped by modern technology-ish stuff), it only has 50% of the said material, which is the narrative/storyline part. The game is only meant to “stretch” your interest on the franchise by picking a certain heroine’s after story and browsing from beginning to end, hscenes included.
The after stories pick up sometime after the final confrontation on Prism Ark, and depends on the heroine that you picked while playing it. Here are ecchi screenshots short breakdowns for each heroine:
Ah~ Love is sweet~ sweet~ bittersweet~
Priecia’s after story certainly has Hayaweh’s manliness portrayed nicely. Here, he fights for Priecia’s hand in marriage by winning the approval of Kizarov, Priecia’s father. Kizarov, on the other hand, puts Priecia under close surveillance so she won’t get near to Hayaweh. Though rejected a few times by Kizarov, Hayaweh tries to find comfort in Priecia, which, of course, would usually come in the form of blowjobs anal 69 coitus. Okay, wait. What? Rejection = Sex?! If that’s the case I think we better question Hayaweh on why he failed N times!
Kizarov is alive on this route, as well as most of the gang. Meister doesn’t show up here even though he appears to have been saved by White RoseWHATTHEFUCKISWITHTHATNAMEANDMASK Kizarov.
Who says shrine maidens, princesses and wine don’t mix?
Next is Kagura. In her scenario, Kagura reveals to everyone that after fulfilling her mission as Priecia’s bodyguard, she plans to return back to her country. Of course, everyone objected, everyone tried to reason out so Kagura won’t need to go home. But Kagura’s made up her mind. To respect the decision, the whole gang prepared a grand farewell party for the mikogami. But this very grave mistake will take their drunken selves as compensation!
I’ll have to note that Kizarov is presumably dead/missing since Litte-sensei is the principal on this scenario. This is also the most tear-jerking ending. And yes, a lot of moe yuri Priecia-Kagura love-love!
でざっと、でざっと！
Fel’s got the most OHFUCKSHESSUCKINGTHATCOCKLIKEALOLLIPOP perverted scenario, in my opinion. She loves the “juice” as dessert, and that “straw” is going nowhere but to pump it out. But let’s toss that aside after the main dish, k? This scenario returns Fel and Hayaweh to Rozenberg Knight’s Academy, where they get to meet everyone again after they went AWOL from the final confrontation. Toss in a perverted MOMI MOMI MOKUJIN-KUN, love hotels, yuri, and airborne sex (YES! YOU FLY A BROOM AND LET HIM DO YOU FROM BEHIND!) and you get oppai-mashing madness and insane somersaulting sex-hibitions to extreme proportions.
Kizarov is alive this time around, and has an extended tinge of Kagura-Priecia yuri moe. One of the stand-out routes since Kaori Mizuhashi’s voicing in as Fel.
Nothing like a good dungeon sex…
Karin’s route shows how a seemingly strict, upright, and certified tsundere Samurai can turn into a complete softie with an extreme fright of ghosts. After the final incident, Hayaweh joined the order of the Templeritter Knights to chase Karin, and they’ve been stuck with each other ever since. While doing the deed (eherm…), they stumble upon a peeping Theresa, and we witness an advanced level of yuri moe raep. Aside from that, a mission request puts the whole gang into a big mess when an inescapable, haunted dungeon levels them one by one.
This scenario has both Karin and Theresa as friends after the war. Also, the somewhat futile interesting idea of having a last session of sex before getting trapped in a dungeon forever is used. Too bad Karin goes berserk whenever ghosts are around.
OM NOM NOM!
The crowd favorite Theresa a.k.a. Sister What-the-Hell gets seemingly more erotic when she’s on her own scenario. After the final crisis, Hayaweh decides to live with Theresa, helping with the orphanage and, well, getting his way with her. However, an unfortunate visit from Karin cuts the fun short, the cat-and-mouse game ensues as Theresa and Hayaweh try to escape from Karin so they can have some HOT SEX before she can even barge in.
Nyan-nyan neko goodness and Angel slaying depicted. This also isolates Hayaweh from the rest of the gang, save Karin. One of my favorite routes since it’s got lots of Yuu Asakawa as Theresa.
Sensei teaches while wearing a swimsuit! Is that bad?
For the lolicon at heart, Litte-sensei’s for you! After the final conflict, Hayaweh begins teaching as a Rozenberg Knight’s Academy instructor, with Litte as the principal and her teaching coach. So far, so good? Wait until Kizarov comes barging in and orders Hayaweh to be graded as an instructor! Now, it’s up to Litte-sensei to personally coach Hayaweh and pull up his class’ standing! And by “coach”, that means “COACH”!
Theresa’s not present in this route, but Kizarov is. Also one of my favorite routes since it’s got Kimiko Koyama as Litte-sensei (who by the way voiced Komoe-sensei in To Aru Majutsu No Index, AND YOU THOUGHT YOUR LOLI TEACHER IS INNOCENT?! HA!). And no, I’m not lolicon.
Naked Apron: THE ULTIMATE INCEST WEAPON.
In Filia’s after story, Hayaweh and her “imouto” are hiding in Litte’s little house, getting visits from the gang while Windland troops are on the look for the couple. But their erroneous advances backfire when the whole gang barges in and notes how the Legendary Naked Apron can make wonders on the relationship, and citing examples for the said fetish.
No Kizarov around, but it has Karin and Theresa as friends. And please, THIS ROUTE DOES NOT HAVE A VALID FILIA HSCENE! I have proven a lot of people wrong on the hscene part, and unless you are some BADASS RAW EROGE PLAYER like my pet Hemi-tan, you’ll need some understanding, and probably a whack on the head.
Now, the moment we’ve been waiting for! The main attraction! The new route featuring a new character!
Featuring: “MY ALA-GLADIUS”
It was written sometime after the final conflict that Hayaweh and the others have defeated the Angel God Judas. Now, peace has ruled over the warring kingdoms of Sablum and Windland, and our heroes have returned to their normal lives. Our still single Hayaweh was on walking on a hallway to meet the others when…
Wait. Where have I seen this before What…
Moreover, you should mind where you’re touching, Hayaweh…
She’s the new character I’ve been talking about: Ettil (エチル). You should be able to notice something already, but if you don’t, that’s fine too. Her route starts in an alternate universe where Hayaweh still says single even after the final conflict. She parades around the academy as the resident Nurse and Physical Education instructor, with respects to the “physical” part. Who wouldn’t be surprised to see a P.E. instructor teaching sex education to knights?
“I’m back from the dead-deshi!”
Also featured in this route is Palty. Wait, you don’t remember her? She’s the little kid kidnapped by Sablum soldiers to use as sacrifices for their Ultima Angels. It seems that Litte saved her, and she’s been under her care ever since. However, it seems that she has some kind of connection with Ettil. One reminder, though: We all know she’s Angel incarnate, and we don’t want an Angel kid the size of a castle rampaging around and wreaking drunken havoc. So keep your shorts and their contents to yourselves at the very least, k?
ブルマ！ブルマあああああああ！
The special Ettil route is 10 chapters long, featuring all kinds of funny bone-tickling mishaps and events that feature not only features sports festival girls in BURUMAS, but also beach treks, drinking sessions, unbreakable orihalcum statues, co-ed baths, make-king games (oh, I love these kinds of games, really), love hotels, and of course, hscenes. And that’s not all! While you can screw Ettil in the long run, it seems that this route also features hscenes from all the other girls, so it’s safe to conclude that this is a harem route for the sake of Hayaweh’s conquest to prove his Ala-Gladius’ worth. It’s THE ROUTE, after all.
7P? Not bad, NOT BAD!
Other things to note are Kizarov’s eventual return from hiatus after a few chapters, and Theresa’s admission to the academy as the drill instructor for the Dragon Class, which sparks her rivalry with Karin again since Karin is the drill instructor for the gang’s Pegasus class. Other than that, it’s up to you to find out!
Comments for the game? Well, the interface is still animated. Sprites have blinking eyes, vivid action effects like slashes, clashes, and magic wielding are implemented, and the use of new movies for some emphasis never failed to impress for the flashy parts. Well, not really, since the game itself IS flashy. The background CGs are pretty much the same as the ones from Prism Ark, but some of the one-time CGs were re-used on some scenes just for the heck of it. Prepare at least 3.4GB hard drive space if you want to play this game. Other things like the omake games Challenge Ark and Puzzle Ark (which will be discussed later) can come in at some other time.
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