Apparently, I talked to Mike after a while when he was selling a book, and that gave me a thought of buying one from the nets. To my surprise, he knows his books, and knows what the book is all about. And so EPIC IRC CONVO ensues about the most recent talk of the now: Religion.
This is edited and reordered for your reading pleasure. Mike, this is for your lulz, and mine too:
Shance: hey mike
Mike: hello
Shance: I got a good book today
Mike raises eyebrows
Mike: what is it?
Shance: some black book authored by someone called Bob Ong
Mike: WHAT
Mike: THAT’S NOT GOOD
Shance: no?
Mike: no!
Shance: justify
Mike: Bob Ong is a popular culture writer, he isn’t critically acclaimed, and he writes lulz.
Shance: then again, what do I cruise the net for?
Shance: the book’s “Ang Paboritong Libro ni Hudas” (“Judas Escariot’s Favorite Book”)
Mike: oh well
Shance: basically atheist and christianity shit, but the humor’s so mundane it’s funny
Mike: I’m writing about that
Mike: but it’s not humorous
Shance: funny because the guy can’t make better shit of what he writes
Shance: i.e. he’s funny because he’s not
Shance: hence MY lulz
Mike: ah
Mike: no, I mean I’m writing about religion
Mike: but it’s not humorous
Shance: his inconsistent writing WITHOUT PROPER reason is like an atheist arguing with God
Shance: where both have no leads, no facts, except some believers
Shance: hence, moar lulz
Mike: OF COURSE
Mike: LULZ HAS BEEN HAD
Shance: lulz can be greater than or equal to, it can never be less than
Mike: mmm I see
Shance: for example, if two ZA WARUDO collide, what do you think will happen?
Mike: WRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Shance: who’ll stop first? will time stop? will ZA WARUDO cancel? who gets to be hit by the first steamroller?
Shance: see, that’s something unexplainable yet someone tries to instead of leaving the basic facts alone
Shance: hence, moar lulz
Mike: JUST DO IT
Mike: AMIRITE
Shance: yup
Shance: this guy just did that
Shance: or basically, he knows his book is made of shit, and for the lulz, publishes it
Shance: and gets readers to read his shit, and rave about his shit, and the guy himself makes more shit for them
Mike: YES
Mike: ABSOLUTELY
Shance: he doesn’t know there’s much more greater shit than what he has
Shance: like this convo for instance
Mike: hahaha
Mike: SHIT
Shance: this shit about the guy’s shit talks about shit that’s much more better than his kind of shit that this convo’s shit IS GREATER THAN his shit
Shance: hence, moar lulz
Shance: but yeah, I like the guy’s effort to look a puny little lifeform
Mike: …
Mike: ooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Shance: wut? came to a conclusion? or can’t take it?
Mike: no, I’m finishing my blog post
Shance: what a great way to diversify
Shance: …
Shance: wait
Shance: did you just lulz me there?
Mike: niahahaha
Shance: that’s just great..
Shance: I thought you were listening!
Mike: I was
Mike: just that, I’m finishing my blog post
Mike: just because it’s relevant
Mike: at least to me
Mike: not atheism per se, but on catholicism
Shance: oh? relevant?
Shance: justify
Mike: don’t read it then, if you don’t want to
Shance: back on topic, yeah, the guy has parts where an atheist talks to God, then some tidbits about personal preferences about religion
Shance: Christianity and Catholicism to be specific
Shance: I didn’t say I can’t read something about religion, I just said I don’t want to bring it up too much in the open
Shance: it’s too volatile a topic to discuss
Mike: I’m not attacking Islam, though
Mike: I’m attacking Christianity
Mike: with references
Mike: I mean, the bullshit of the Church, anyway
Shance: lol, no Jihad for you
Shance: well, considering it’s based on just mere blabla and all that, and believers are oh-so-desperate to have Limit Breaks on their useless lives
Mike: oh no
Mike: not mere blabla
Mike: I read an entire doctoral thesis
Mike: no blabla for you
Mike: I REFER
Mike: TO FUCKING FACTS
Shance: so you have facts on religion? that’s like trying to mix science to it
Shance: are you crazy?
Shance: what facts are you talking about?
Mike: go read my post
Mike: then say what you will
Mike: facts such as that only palliative measures have been attempted by the church
Shance: “to preserve the religion”?
Shance: oh come on, not that shit again
Shance: it’s being done since time immemorial already
Mike: preserve the religion, what?
Mike: either read the post or stop talking about it
Shance: hey, you said you hate Christianity and all that
Mike: I DON’T FUCKING HATE CHRISTIANITY
Mike: IT SAYS IN THE POST
Shance: oh, you don’t…
Shance: then what makes you mad at it?
Mike: ‘I believe that instead of trusting the people who supposedly facilitate these different religions we should simply trust God instead.’
Mike: I hate people blabbering about what my beliefs supposedly are when you haven’t even read what I’ve written.
Mike: wala lang.
Mike: unless it’s for the lulz, and you’ve trolled me massively.
Mike: 10/10
Shance: hey, I’m just trying to state facts I’ve seen done already
Shance: I mean, why, of all things, would people trust the people under God instead of God himself?
Mike: that’s the point of my post
Mike: the Church sucks
Mike: not Christianity
Shance: which Church? your country’s, or the Church in general?
Shance: let’s face it, all those Church guys don’t even have God’s blessing!
Shance: can they move mountains? can they cut seas in half? can they make rod turn to snakes?
Shance: no
Shance: and I hate to say this, but unless God asks me privately, I’m not listening to any of Churchpeople shit
Mike: I’m talking about the Philippine Church
Shance: oh
Shance: well, seeing how things go right now on your newspaper, it’s pretty much macabre
Shance: lulz material
Shance: but hey, I’ve got a good question: where in this Earth can you find a good and prominent Church?
Shance: where it follows solely on God’s word?
Shance: where the people are good and just because of its influence?
Shance: where the Churchpeople are good followers themselves which makes them good leaders to the people they govern?
Shance: because, like, I don’t see one anywhere…
Shance: …
Shance: mike…?
Shance: …
Mike: I got some food
Shance: oh…
Acccccctually… Christianity does suck. I could go through a point by point reasoning of why it sucks, BUT HEY! I’m lazy.
It sucks. Churches also suck. Repeat that for all the other religions (maybe excluding Buddhism and Taoism.) ANNNNND, done.
What the fuck, Rakkun. Are you psychic? WHY DO YOU KNOW WHERE THIS TALK IS GOING TO?
I love my church
The irony is while I think Randall is cool and all, in actual fact, Randall sucks (cocks, fellatio, etc) even more (not my thinking).
Let’s talk about how best to suck Randall’s dick instead.
Oh snap.
Asswipe lv9
WEAK!
well to start with ang paboritong libro ni hudas is funny in its crappy humor -_- distinct bob ong style though not religion heavy but some parts of it is like meh -_-”
Asswipe?
I was trying to troll (but failed on an unimaginable level).
Well, you need CRUISE CONTROL.
BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STEER.
Plus some DEX on your stats for accuracy.