The Gallery, and the MMOG Way of Life (Part 3!!)

Another pic added to our humble little gallery! Happy, happy! And no, it’s not Touhou, not MMOG, but something of a rather personal interest of mine. I have to warn you though, this one’s BIG!

Woot! Me driving! VROOM VROOM!

Yup! Datsun Fairlady Z S30′s, straight from 1970′s! Not that I care how old a car is, it’s the legacy that counts. I’ve been on it unconsciously for around 6 years or so, until the pics grazed the internet, and Wangan Midnight Maximum Tune got my attention. Of course, I’m piqued by the stupid car everyone in Moonland calls the car possessed by the devil, but hey, “Devil Z” kinda has a cool ring into it.

And so I got more pics, more wallpapers, more manga chapters, and more anime episodes of the stuff. Of course, there’s the arcade as well, but ever since they removed the Gemballa (a.k.a. the Blackbird, which is only accessible thru Maximum Tune 2 and Maximum Tune 3 JAPANESE versions, and you can only port the cars into english arcades on Maximum Tune 2 only), I’ve been disappointed all the way, if not for the timely intervention of the S30′s again.

Anyways, that doesn’t change my fascination on the car itself. I mean yeah, there’re junkies far more worse than me out there, even in the net, but heck, I’m not that repulsive. I’ve got my own ways to admire my dream car. Oh, and Onii-chan promised to buy me one too!

Surely, playing, reading, and watching the stuff kinda gets me off the MMOG universe too. How? Sure, there’s the thrill of driving over 300km/h, which is not possible anywhere but in Moonland, unless you want a speeding ticket if you do it in real life. But well, MMOG still has its good perks, especially if you have such a creative mind as to do this:

OH YEAH!

No wait! That’s not all! Panties/Panty Hunting can’t even compare to this!

WOOT! ME DRIVING! VROOM VROOM!

YURI HUMPING BANZAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~! Too bad I can’t take clothes off, what a bummer…

Yup! You can have all the sexual harassment you can give out on these games and people won’t even give you a damn. Heck, they’ll even tell you to do it more, and GMs won’t even try to say anything! Or rather, it’s more like it’s extra service all in all. Of course there’s the panties that you’ll see in 2d sprite glory in RO, and you can abuse the camera all you want on 3d games just to see the little treasures the girl game sprites have under their skirts and tops (or male shorts, just to generalize…), as what our screenies in DOMO illustrate. Admit it, men! You all are hyped when you see the perks. That’s basic human nature knocking at your doors. Nothing bad about it! Onee-chan even approves it! ONEE-CHAN EVEN DOES IT! YOU SHOULD DO IT TOO!

So let’s say you’re bored of the usual hack-and-slash. You don’t level up that much anyway, and the game sucked and got boring big time for that reason. What to do then? There’s always two choices for that question: 1. Hang out, have sex ingame, piss the hell out of someone off but keep it cool, or 2. Get your ass kicked out of the game, permanently. Of the two, the latter seems to be a good el grande exit. Sure, there’re the usual “Goodbye Parties” as if someone just got his or her name in the MMOG obituary, giving away ingame possessions to worthy people that would still continue the playing despite his/her permanent leave, but that’s too normal. I SAY YOU MASSIVE MINE IN AN ITEM COLLECTION AREA AND LET EVERYBODY SEE IT AND REPORT YOU TO THE AUTHORITAHS FOR VIOLATING ONE OF THEIR RULES INGAME!

Sounds lame to me. At least we get good subtractions of idiots inside the MMOG community. Then again, these flies would just jump from trash bin to another, and do their bitchy work there…. Till they get kicked off again. Then again, that’s what REPULSIVENESS is. You’ll see the idiots go out, wait a few days/weeks/months, and they’re back, more powerful than ever. Clearly, it’s just a matter of who’s getting pissed off to wield the great powertripping rod of hell, and I say to the involved parties: “Look at beloved dear Onii-chan, and see how your epicness humbly fare over his grand pinnacles”. And I don’t care if they can’t even spell it correctly, all the more know it if they’re unfamiliar, which is additional fail points.

My character hates big boobs… Seriously…

So, what makes someone play an MMOG anyway? Fame? Yeah right, fame AFTER EONS of work on it. But hey, isn’t that in the spirit of playing it? Sure, you get known, you make friends, you ask favors of them, then give some favors back, or maybe none at all in my case, but does that make any difference? Yes, in a way that a lot of people know you, maybe depend on you and your ingame skills. But hey, that’s just the positive side. Where’s the negative one? “Friends turned enemies”? That works, especially is he’s someone really, REALLY close. The powers of betrayal can extend to even blood relatives, what gives on just close friends? That’s where the powers of ORZ come from.

Okay, so maybe we still need a little convincing on the MMOG Way of Life. But as of the moment, even real life can beat MMOGs anytime. It needs a tweak-up, an upgrade, an update patch, just so it can keep people in the game to play it. Then again, that differs by brand, so I can’t point fingers well.