Zero no Tsukaima – Princess no Rondo 4: The Rumored New Student

Woot! Back on track for Princess no Rondo! At least this is my most anticipated anime so far, so I think I should focus more on this one. But yeah, it’s still the same stuff: Crappy OP-ED, boobs, implied sex, cuteness and moe, AND HOORAY FUCKING CENSORSHIP!

HOLYCRAP! V-F MISSILES AT 12 O’CLOCK! EVASIVE MANEUVERS!

The training for the Knights of Undine commences, but is halted by the sudden appearance of Tifa, who comes in wearing Tristein Magic Academy uniform. Seems that Henrietta gave permission that she be able to stay at the academy for a number of reasons: First, since she’s of noble status due to her relations to Henrietta. Second, she’s got magic of the ancient arts that may prove useful in the war. Third, Saito’s there.

Third option seemed fucked up… Way too fucked up… But yeah…

“Hey, Saito. I’m naked now. Should I ‘clean’ your Derflinger, or should I get ready to be pierced by it?”

The next thing is Louise trying to get Saito’s attention while the latter grows too weary and worried about Tifa. Of course, she failed. EVERYBODY knows Saito’s one unprecedented babe magnet and lecheruous dog (I mean it, LITERALLY). And since he’s a familiar again, you can’t call it sex. IT’S BESTIALITY, YOU STUPID DOGS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh yeah, looks like we’re getting there. More elaboration on Tabitha, since Saito’s trying to pry in her affairs. Hope they’re going to make it canon like the side stories.

Meanwhile, “Bratty Princess” Beatrice emerges to a prominent character after her cameo on the previous ep. She then bullies Tifa because she’s hogging some boys (more like attracting them with her watermelon-sized mammary glands), and maybe because the brat thinks that the newcomer student is oversteppingĀ  on academy affairs way too fast and way too much. Too bad Saito’s there, and the rest of the Undine Knights follow suit, with stupid Guiche overstepping himself!

Puppy Louise was actually so cute, SHE MADE ME CRY SPARKLY DIAMOND DUST DUE TO OVERMOE~!

The episode ends with the expected peace returned as Tifa and Beatrice finally made up before they get pulverized by a sleepless, daydreaming Louise. Moreover, that encounter with the principal by the end of the ep was kinda just something for the fanservice. Maybe he groped her? He poked her boobs? WHO FUCKING KNOWS WHAT THAT OLD BAG DID TO MY ELFR?!

And so we get a Saito getting the incoming brunt of V-F missiles just because that stupid pervert of a principal questioned if the boobs were real. WE ALL KNOW IT’S REAL, SO STOP THE SHIT! DON’T MAKE ME DO RULE 34 ON YOU, YOU GANDALF RIPOFF OLD OSMOND. Nobody’s fucking safe.

WHY HALLO THAR, CENSORSHIP-SAN! YOU’RE BLOCKING THE WAY AND I CAN’T SAITO COMMITING SUICIDE BY GETTING HIT BY V-F MISSILES!

Also, I have to note that Guiche’s group are called Knights of Undine, not Knights of Ondine. Though Ondine is also correct since that’s how it’s written or said in German language, the most accepted spelling in English is Undine. But what the heck, do I even need to point this out. I shouldn’t bitch about how fansubbers or translators do the shit. I watch the eps raw anyway.

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