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I got lazy so hard I lost half my lifebar. So much for not having an entry for yesterday? Maybe, maybe no. I just don’t feel like moving for a day, so I was forced to return inanimate for at least a few hours.

Anyways, we move on to the fifth ep of Strike Bitc-I mean, Strike Witches, where we now focus on the speed maniac under the name of Charlotte Yeager. With the rank of lieutenant and a passion for acceleration, she’s the healthy AMERIKKAN chock full of BEWBS. Oh geez, are we going to talk about another F-cupper?!

Also, Minafuji loves BEWBS. She’s starting to amuse me.

NICE ONE.

The episode starts with the whole squad deciding to go to the beach, partly for training, but most for amusement. Well, that’s at least for the majority of the group. Yoshika and Lynne have to start survival training, which includes underwater training with their Striker Units on. Survival procedures after a shootdown, or probably trying to use the units as underwater propellers? Seems like predictable shitdrills to me.

Of course, some parts of the ep also focus on the fanservice. Swimsuit fanservice. It’s like they’re fucking mocking us to go to the beach at this season. That aside, the “Moe Swimsuit Episode Witch” award would have to go to Erika Hartmann, who cutely dog-paddles her way to enjoyment while she slowly wades into the territory of one of my personal moe sanctions.

Seriously, everything else can just get the fuck off puppy-waddling Witch.

Not much Perinne tsundere todai, but lots of Franchesca moe anyway. And I really need to complain there wasn’t anything concrete this time around. Swimsuit part? Roughly around five minutes. Neuroi attack?  Just around a few seconds, and without any firepower involved at that. That Neuroi attack was so lame if not for Witches mobilizing with their swimsuits on. And did that Neuroi look like X-MEN’s Blackbird? WHAT THE SHIT?!

SUPERSONIC PLANE BUTTSEX! IT NEVER FAILS!

And way to go for Censorship-san’s reappearance. Too bad he used the same gag twice. Ultraviolet censors will not work on me if I see it more than once. Even with the excessive skin and peel-off clothes? No. It’s retarded in a way already, stop repeating! You need to think of something else Censorship-san, or else I’m not going to be amused! TRY CLOUD CENSORS FOR FUCKING ONCE!

Repetition: It doesn’t really buy people from watching shit.

So aside from breaking the sound barrier, buttsexing the bad guy for the day, and some swimsuit fanservice with Censorship-san, the ep ends. Now, interestingly enough, I’ve been hearing news from Anon that  Brigadier General Chuck Yeager, the character from which Charlotte was based upon, is now trying to contact GONZO for the series. What lies ahead from the two will have to go somewhere we still don’t know. Maybe visiting Chuck’s myspace would be in order?

WHATCHU’ GUNNA DO NAO, GONZO?

Alright! Information for the gun-junkie! Since we didn’t even see Shirley use any arms, WE DON’T TACKLE ANY! Sucks for that! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!