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This? ON A FRIDAY?! Boy, am I really out of time to even thinking of that. Wait, wrong. Totally wrong. Did I say wrong?

Anyways, this ep’s all about Tabitha and Sylphid. Screw Louise, screw Tifa. Those two aren’t even up to the feat that Tabitha pulled off. Besides, this IS the first time Tabitha did pull such a feat. So much for the implication since the frist ep’s OP. And Sylphid’s also getting some development, too.

Now, if there’s only more Siesta every ep, that may balance the equation… a bit… perhaps…

Distrust stirs Saito and Louise as the former was forced to sign a contract about boobies. Of course Saito won’t. Any male won’t. He’ll just be a dog tied with a leash like the animal he is! Pissed, Saito leaves, and heads to Colbert’s room: the room of the person the believes him, and the person he believes in. So yeah, let’s admit it. A lot of people somewhat loved that half-bald AN HERO professor because of his relations to Saito, and his so-called “change of heart” for the sake of everyone, especially Saito.

AN HERO will live in our hearts. A 5-second voice time in commemoration.

He then wakes up, goes out of the room, and finds the Undine Knights headquarters brimming with girls and gifts. Seems the girls are taking their time with the members after the previous ep with Beatrice. They also introduced (subtly) a new recruit for the Knights: Gimli, a green-haired cute guy (that’s according to my preferences for one) with the J.R.R. Tolkien written all over it. Oh, great. First there’s Old Osmond for Gandalf, AND NOW THIS?!

Sylphid had a bit of her time too asking Saito suddenly for food, and happily eating it. Now the implications  of affection are complete, we just need a whole ep for an appearance. Sagematt can just die of disbelief, hahaha!

OM NOM NOM!

So the Undine Knights plan to ease Saito of his suffering as effectively as possible: Making him take a peek at the women’s bath. Good timing, since both Louise and Tifa are in the bath, groping each other’s chests to prove their points about boobies and such while moaning in sync to orgasm.

MAN THE TORPEDOES!

But no, this isn’t the highlight of the story. Saito, misunderstanding what Guiche said, thought that their main target for spying is Louise. Of course, he screws everything up, gets the boys found out and owned with the girls’ versions of Punishment Time™ (yeah, it’s trademarked by ZUN’s Eirin Yakogoro, bitches) while getting his ass saved by a big tornado. Need I say more on the person behind Typhoon Weather? It grants SOOHPERAAHMOOR too.

Wait a minute… Hey, what th-

Nobody really knows what happened and why Tabitha was naked. A certain Aroduc said the tornado blew Tabitha’s towel away. I detest that shit. First, the tornado was far enough for the towel to be blown. Second, Tabitha knew she’s out of time, and that if she didn’t rush out naked to save Saito, Saito would be caught by the others for reasons he didn’t mean. Well, good thinking there.

Censorship-san strike again with a rather expected move: shadow censoring. It was so fail that it covered a sixth of the lower side of the screen! And the moving dolls were like censors themselves. I think this would be the most unique trick Censorship-san pulled off so far. Still, Tabitha nekkidness is cut off so CLIFFHANGER.

I so expect meaty stuff on the DVD…

So we get Louise and Saito making up after more self-understandings, “I am sorry” scenes, and of course, some more Tabitha skin to cherish (half of it, at least).  So, basically, we’re going somewhere. I’m still expecting Tabitha’s story aired, with Sylphid extras as side dish, of course. Even though this part of the series is fucked up like shit, I guess this ain’t going to be half bad after all.