Strike Witches 7: Nice And Breezy

Sweet shit. Having Monday as a holiday gave me the chance to purge my backlog of doom and dispense some  indiscriminate justice upon reality! GIT A DOSE O’ ME VENJUNZ!

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS TIEM!

I was surprised when this started up: A full, uncensored view of Sanya’s crotch after her midnight patrol. Now that it didn’t mattered to GONZO as long as it had something sort of clothing on it, but it was still worth the stare, if you’re ever the pervert. Besides, this pic is much more winnage than it seemed at first. The title itself is already a testament to that.

No Neuroi fights this time around. Seems that the ep purely focuses on a chunk of the normal routine that happens within the base. However, it seems that we caught them at a very interesting time. The Witches overslept, and are now pressed on schedule for an event. To be precise, it’s the commencement exercises for the awarding of the Knight’s Cross of The Iron Cross to Erica Hartmann. Well, it’s not like I’m mad about the repetitive bedscenes every single ep. They’re not bad anyway, and they get to show some more sleeping habits of the cast, save Miu, who’s probably the most time-oriented personnel in the squad.

OSHIAT YOU GONNA BE RAEPD!

Barkhorn is enticing enough, but the sleeping habit’s something of the norm if you ask me. Sleeping naked is nothing new anyways. Hartmann, on the other hand, is one so disoriented a creature so as to forget to wear panties before going to sleep. She forgot it? Maybe. Find it somewhere and tell me if you do. And if it’s a habit of hers, why would she wear a tank top and not wear panties? Any normal person would have to ask why.

Amazingly, Hartmann is one person who can stand up against the stalwart and disciplined Barkhorn. More like she is the EXACT OPPOSITE. Trude is organized and clean, always strict to her upheld regulations. Erica, meanwhile, is disorganized and scattered when it comes to her things, yet she always sports a happy-go-lucky, nevermind-you kind of attitude. Everytime Trude tried to reprimand Erica, Erica would only do something so simple as to ignore her. If that doesn’t work, she would just answer straight to the point, like a “No…” or “Maybe later…” type of answer. Of course, this brings out a side of Barkhorn we never knew of.

Truly, I can find similarities with myself when I think Erica…

This will probably the only time we’ll see Barkhorn blush… or so we think…

Surprisingly enough, this behavior got the better of her in this ep. Trouble? Pretty much. How about losing your only pair of panties? Well, as far as I can see it on Hartmann, it seems she wasn’t really distressed, really. All she had to do is steal someone’s panties and it’s a done deal.

Wait. WAIT! Steal panties?! What the-

And so trouble brews. Erica steals Franchesca’s panties, Franchesca steals Perinne’s panties. Perinne tries to steal Miu’s swimsuit, but ends up getting Yoshika’s, all the while getting caught by both Miu and Yoshika. And when everybody thought Lucchini was the culprit, all hell breaks loose within the base! Of course this ends up with more underwear getting nabbed and taken as Censorship-san cameos here and there. I just felt sorry for Lucchini-chan, though. She’s starting to become everyone’s criminal since Shirley’s ep. One more thing I need to note out: Why does everyone only have one pair of panties or underwear? Can’t they have two? Or three? AND CAN THEY WEAR EACH OTHER’S PANTIES SO CASUALLY AS TO NOT CARE ABOUT SIZE?! I mean, Lucchini’s pretty small yet Erica wore her panties all the same. Same goes to petite Lucchini, who was able to wear Perinne’s panties like it fits her just fine.

The best trick pulled off so far.

This is a big surprise coming from Censorship-san. Aside from the ever normal UV censors, and the about-to-be repetitive instances of plant censors, we get to see the most provocative of them so far: CROTCHSOAP CENSORS. To be able to get such a trick to work for censorship, this one sure had class (pun intended for Perinne too). NOW I MUST ACKNOWLEDGE THE TERROR OF CROTCHSOAP! P/-/3@R 33+!

And since we don’t have guns to discuss, let’s have another interesting topic to talk about: The Knight’s Cross of the Iron Cross.

The Knight’s Cross of the Iron Cross (also called Ritterkreuz des Eisernen Kreuzes, or simply Ritterkreuz) is an honor given to Germany soldiers of Nazi Germany during the Third Reich period. It’s simply one of the greatest honors given to any German solder at that time. It even has grades of such merit given according to how heroic a deed is achieved (cross only, with oak leaves, with oak leaves and swords, with oak leaves, swords and diamonds, and with golden oak leaves, swords, and diamonds). Erica achieved the highest honor, the Knight’s Cross of the Iron Cross with Golden Oak Leaves, Swords and Diamonds, as depicted in the above picture. However, in real life, the only one to achieve this kind of award is Hans-Ulrich Rudel.

3 Responses to “Strike Witches 7: Nice And Breezy”


  1. 1 selkirk

    She didn’t get the diamonds.

  2. 2 Anonymous

    They should remake “The Odd Couple” with Felix as Barkhorn and Oscar as Hartmann.

  3. 3 Shance

    I’m not really interested in medals of honor, so I’m kind of a bloke in these kind of things.

    And yes, opposite sides attract, they say.

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