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Finally! Some Siesta time! I was thinking for further eps, but I didn’t expect it to come too soon. So much for waiting, but this kinda got my funny bone for a bit while waiting for my copy of ep 7 to come by.
So yeah, my backlogs haven’t changed even though I had a Monday. Sucks for that.
The ep starts with the Siesta family lineage having a forum on an item in question: A heart-shaped vial full of powder. What does it contain? Scarron and Jessica tells that it’s a legendary love potion capable of anybody ingesting it to fall in love with any person the drinker sees fit. The plan seems to be speeding up the relationship between Saito and Siesta, now that Siesta herself is already pledged as Saito’s “belonging”. That does give another meaning to it. How about “Mistress?”
Everybody loves a Cinderella story… sort of…
Siesta was hesitant but first, but her feelings for Saito pushes her onward to planning some “private time with her master”, which she did. Siesta pulls Saito away from Louise and then goes to the commoner’s quarters, which the Undine Knights (who were then pulling grass from the fields as punishment from the perverted deed last ep) and the other girls didn’t fail to notice.
PUNISHMENT TIEM!
Continue reading ‘Zero no Tsukaima - Princess no Rondo 6: The Forbidden Magic Medicine’
AND NOW…
We’ve reached half the series’ running length, so it’s about time we have our first Halftime Report for a series! I didn’t get the chance to do so in Kanokon, so it’s a good opportunity to start this maiden voyage with something good.
First off, I didn’t think I’d take this series up in spite of all the GONZO trash talk I’ve been hearing all around the series. All the more the people who started to ignore it. Koihime Musou cleared its presence first, but I was somehow convinced that this would be good enough to take on. Seems I was wrong on half of it.
The series’ plotline was good enough. As what I’d expect from Fumikane Shimada, to be able to pull off a feat that is as realistic as it was to the canonical events and information that it was based from. Then again, there are still the futuristic points are that made focal from which stems the series’ main enemy: Neuroi.
HONEYCOMBS! Too bad there’re no bees.
Okay, so they’re the bad guys from outer space that may have come from some sort of interdimensional warp gate or something. Is that your resident Protoss knocking? Maybe. There wasn’t good elaboration about their source, but I guess the conquest of interworld domination is obvious. However, it is made clear that most of the Neuroi designs came from conceptual aircraft during World War II. Well, I do recognize some of the designs, but some are outrageously peculiar for something of the era. Stingrays? In your 1930’s? Yeah, right.
Sweet shit. Having Monday as a holiday gave me the chance to purge my backlog of doom and dispense some indiscriminate justice upon reality! GIT A DOSE O’ ME VENJUNZ!
SURPRISE BUTTSECKS TIEM!
I was surprised when this started up: A full, uncensored view of Sanya’s crotch after her midnight patrol. Now that it didn’t mattered to GONZO as long as it had something sort of clothing on it, but it was still worth the stare, if you’re ever the pervert. Besides, this pic is much more winnage than it seemed at first. The title itself is already a testament to that.
No Neuroi fights this time around. Seems that the ep purely focuses on a chunk of the normal routine that happens within the base. However, it seems that we caught them at a very interesting time. The Witches overslept, and are now pressed on schedule for an event. To be precise, it’s the commencement exercises for the awarding of the Knight’s Cross of The Iron Cross to Erica Hartmann. Well, it’s not like I’m mad about the repetitive bedscenes every single ep. They’re not bad anyway, and they get to show some more sleeping habits of the cast, save Miu, who’s probably the most time-oriented personnel in the squad.
OSHIAT YOU GONNA BE RAEPD!
DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
Danny Choo is calling people to arms! Some people with a “good command for the Japanese language”, to be exact. This is for his company, Mirai Inc., which will probably tackle international shipping of figumates. you can find information if you want to apply here.
I’m posting this because if you’re a figumate junkie (not me, no), you’ll find the payment very, very, VERY ENTICING. I mean, 15 FIGUMATES SHIPPED AT YOUR DOORSTEP EVERY SINGLE MONTH?!
!)&_a^*@*+!_*_*^a&#*_*%!_((+%*&!(+a*%@!!!
And that’s at the very least too! Besides, Danny’s got conenctions. He might be able to recommend you to more job opportunities, knowing how he goes. But damn you Danny! MAKE ME YOUR SECRETARY INSTEAD! I’D WRITE DOODLES IN YOUR MANLY CHEST, I PROMISE!
Oh, pic is related. It’s a preordered figumate of Rakkyo’s Ryogi Shiki in Void Shrine version.
More updates from Tasofro’s diary. Seems that the tweaking for SWR 1.03 is going to be up soon enough. These are the updates that came out:
- Diagonal air attacks (j.86X)
- Tempest weather powerup? (Suika doing 7XXX on Mt.Ooe Endeavor is like… what)
- More new moves, and some property changes
Sounds good enough. But still no new characters, so I guess expecting would just go for naught. Besides, who uses j.86 anyways? I’m happy with SUIKATOMIC BUSTER making you lose 75% of your lifebar, bitch! LIVE WITH IT!
Also, a picture of the GST in tangible form is shown on the latest entry. I guess this is how it’s going to look like on C74, which is going to be on in around… 5…. 4…. 3….
This? ON A FRIDAY?! Boy, am I really out of time to even thinking of that. Wait, wrong. Totally wrong. Did I say wrong?
Anyways, this ep’s all about Tabitha and Sylphid. Screw Louise, screw Tifa. Those two aren’t even up to the feat that Tabitha pulled off. Besides, this IS the first time Tabitha did pull such a feat. So much for the implication since the frist ep’s OP. And Sylphid’s also getting some development, too.
Now, if there’s only more Siesta every ep, that may balance the equation… a bit… perhaps…
Distrust stirs Saito and Louise as the former was forced to sign a contract about boobies. Of course Saito won’t. Any male won’t. He’ll just be a dog tied with a leash like the animal he is! Pissed, Saito leaves, and heads to Colbert’s room: the room of the person the believes him, and the person he believes in. So yeah, let’s admit it. A lot of people somewhat loved that half-bald AN HERO professor because of his relations to Saito, and his so-called “change of heart” for the sake of everyone, especially Saito.
AN HERO will live in our hearts. A 5-second voice time in commemoration.
He then wakes up, goes out of the room, and finds the Undine Knights headquarters brimming with girls and gifts. Seems the girls are taking their time with the members after the previous ep with Beatrice. They also introduced (subtly) a new recruit for the Knights: Gimli, a green-haired cute guy (that’s according to my preferences for one) with the J.R.R. Tolkien written all over it. Oh, great. First there’s Old Osmond for Gandalf, AND NOW THIS?!
Sylphid had a bit of her time too asking Saito suddenly for food, and happily eating it. Now the implications of affection are complete, we just need a whole ep for an appearance. Sagematt can just die of disbelief, hahaha!
OM NOM NOM!
Continue reading ‘Zero no Tsukaima - Princess no Rondo 5: The Alluring Women’s Bath’
I’ve got the breakdown for the incoming Another Dream issue release. It’s not updated that much, probably because it’s habit to become oh-so-stagnant after planning on October last year that it’s going to be around August this year when we’ll release the next issue just because they’ll be having numerous holidays, important events, AND ALL LAZINESS HAIL WHAT OTHER ACTIVITIES THERE IS LEFT IN STORE.
Eherm… Anyways, I took the liberty of updating my own contribution on the list, as welll as updating some people I know. Some might be confirmed, and some may be not. Maybe. This thing’s last updated on April 24th, the fuck. Now we’re like grabbing anything we can release for this. And to think we had more than six months of preparation on this, too.
Screw that. Without further ado…
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General Information
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Release Date: August 31st
Submission Deadline: August 20th
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Participating Artists (may change):
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Akira
Al-Azif
Arcana
Arsen
Benny1
DeCendres
Eclair
fef
FantaisieNocturne
Kaorin
KirbyM
MidnightSun
Nameless Fairy
Peksu
SonicZeroX
Tako-Y
VIVI
Wong
YUJI
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Issue Staff (may change):
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Halbarad
Kilgamayan (QC)
Wong (stand-in)
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Certain Titles to be Released:
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Shadow of Cirnobyl: Chapter 3 by Nameless Fairy
Scarlet Flow (arrange album) by Kaorin
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Potential Titles to be Released:
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Yakumo Quest by Arcana
Untitled Artbook by MidnightSun
Danmakufu Extra Stage by Benny1
Awareness of Passing Clouds Chapter 2 by Al-Azif
EoSD Arrange by DeCendres
Dark Reflections Through Time by Eclair
Coloured Extra of the Eastern Frontier by FantaisieNocturne
Touhouhime - Capitulo De Lunaris Eclipsis: Twilight by Tako-Y
Unnamed Musical Arrange by Akira
Imperishable Night Arrange Album by fef
Bright Sun on a Midsummers Night by YUJI
東方飛翔天 by Wong
This list will be updated as soon I know more details on who’s on and who’s not from Wong himself. Well, if I see him up, that is. We’ve only got a few more days to go anyway, so what gives…
I’ve added my Works page just to keep you intact with the endeavors that I do for the sake of art. Not that you care anyways. So much for that shit, but hey, I can even put it up if Wong permits me to, doujin circle-wise. And with Another Dream Issue 4 just days away from completion, it will be another addition to the page, since I’m participating this time around for the literary portion of the doujin circle’s next release.
I’ll try to update more works as soon as I feel like it. I’ve added an available and finished work on the page itself, which is Another Dream Issue 2. However, like I said, no downloads yet. You’ll have to wait for a few more days for that. Boo for you.













