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Strike Witches Halftime Report

AND NOW…

We’ve reached half the series’ running length, so it’s about time we have our first Halftime Report for a series! I didn’t get the chance to do so in Kanokon, so it’s a good opportunity to start this maiden voyage with something good.

First off, I didn’t think I’d take this series up in spite of all the GONZO trash talk I’ve been hearing all around the series. All the more the people who started to ignore it. Koihime Musou cleared its presence first, but I was somehow convinced that this would be good enough to take on. Seems I was wrong on half of it.

The series’ plotline was good enough. As what I’d expect from Fumikane Shimada, to be able to pull off a feat that is as realistic as it was to the canonical events and information that it was based from. Then again, there are still the futuristic points are that made focal from which stems the series’ main enemy: Neuroi.

HONEYCOMBS! Too bad there’re no bees.

Okay, so they’re the bad guys from outer space that may have come from some sort of interdimensional warp gate or something. Is that your resident Protoss knocking? Maybe. There wasn’t good elaboration about their source, but I guess the conquest of interworld domination is obvious. However, it is made clear that most of the Neuroi designs came from conceptual aircraft during World War II. Well, I do recognize some of the designs, but some are outrageously peculiar for something of the era. Stingrays? In your 1930’s? Yeah, right.

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Strike Witches 7: Nice And Breezy

Sweet shit. Having Monday as a holiday gave me the chance to purge my backlog of doom and dispense some  indiscriminate justice upon reality! GIT A DOSE O’ ME VENJUNZ!

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS TIEM!

I was surprised when this started up: A full, uncensored view of Sanya’s crotch after her midnight patrol. Now that it didn’t mattered to GONZO as long as it had something sort of clothing on it, but it was still worth the stare, if you’re ever the pervert. Besides, this pic is much more winnage than it seemed at first. The title itself is already a testament to that.

No Neuroi fights this time around. Seems that the ep purely focuses on a chunk of the normal routine that happens within the base. However, it seems that we caught them at a very interesting time. The Witches overslept, and are now pressed on schedule for an event. To be precise, it’s the commencement exercises for the awarding of the Knight’s Cross of The Iron Cross to Erica Hartmann. Well, it’s not like I’m mad about the repetitive bedscenes every single ep. They’re not bad anyway, and they get to show some more sleeping habits of the cast, save Miu, who’s probably the most time-oriented personnel in the squad.

OSHIAT YOU GONNA BE RAEPD!

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Strike Witches 6: Solidarity

So much for getting backlogs again, but bah, what the heck. We’re already halfway through the Strike Witches series anyways, so I think this is where we go smooth cruisin’…

Or so I think…

In Soviet Russia, Sanya is your God.

I didn’t expect Sanya V. Litvyak’s story out so soon. More like I prefer shy personas introduced last than introduced somewhere else. Eila Ilmatar Jutilainen was an added value service for the episode as well.

The episode starts at night, which is obvious since we’re talking about Sanya here. It seems that the various governments and unions are trying to temper the squadron down with more policies and budget cuts and all that stupid rules and laws and shit.  That’s predictable. Any nation wouldn’t want another nation to get so powerful enough even at this point in time. This proves that they’re trying to level each nation down into equal terms, at least until they finish this Neuroi gig. After that, well, it’s about time they whack each other’s brains out… AGAIN.

To ask for Strike Witch yurisex: Stick a tongue out. If they answer with their own, then you’re on.

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Strike Witches 5: Swift, Gigantic, And Soft!

I got lazy so hard I lost half my lifebar. So much for not having an entry for yesterday? Maybe, maybe no. I just don’t feel like moving for a day, so I was forced to return inanimate for at least a few hours.

Anyways, we move on to the fifth ep of Strike Bitc-I mean, Strike Witches, where we now focus on the speed maniac under the name of Charlotte Yeager. With the rank of lieutenant and a passion for acceleration, she’s the healthy AMERIKKAN chock full of BEWBS. Oh geez, are we going to talk about another F-cupper?!

Also, Minafuji loves BEWBS. She’s starting to amuse me.

NICE ONE.

The episode starts with the whole squad deciding to go to the beach, partly for training, but most for amusement. Well, that’s at least for the majority of the group. Yoshika and Lynne have to start survival training, which includes underwater training with their Striker Units on. Survival procedures after a shootdown, or probably trying to use the units as underwater propellers? Seems like predictable shitdrills to me.

Of course, some parts of the ep also focus on the fanservice. Swimsuit fanservice. It’s like they’re fucking mocking us to go to the beach at this season. That aside, the “Moe Swimsuit Episode Witch” award would have to go to Erika Hartmann, who cutely dog-paddles her way to enjoyment while she slowly wades into the territory of one of my personal moe sanctions.

Seriously, everything else can just get the fuck off puppy-waddling Witch.

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Strike Witches 4: Thanks

Okay, two backlog eps. Hope I can pull this off on the weekends, even though I don’t even know why my schedule’s so cramped on my rest days. WHAT THE HELL?!

Next on the spotlight for this episode is Gertrud Barkhorn, the “hardened” Witch with the rank of Lieutenant. There was already implications about what happened to her during the Neuroi attack on Europe, it was made to see the light that she had a sister, Chris, that she tried to protect while the rest of the people evacuated to Britannia. She failed, and now Chris is into a coma. Now, if only she would stop remembering her when she sees Yoshika…

Bedsex: Not again…

So that’s the reason she primarily avoids Minafuji. The way Trude sees her sister in her distracts her that even if she tries to avoid, she still gets affected. This worsens by the minute, and Yoshika herself was bothered by the ire of the upperclassman. Not like we care, but hey, it’s Yoshika the protagonist we’re talking about. I feel like watching a harem anime that has a female lead instead of the usual male one. But then again, that’s another typical genre overall.

Franchesca tsuntsun is so majestically done by Chiwa Saito, I nearly didn’t care less on Perinne tsundere.

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Strike Witches 3: I’m Not Alone

So we get a change of pace for Strike Witches. This time around, Yoshika may not get the spotlight, but she’s going to be deeply involved with the star of the episode: Lynette Bishop.

Bedlolis: They never cease to amuse me on the way they’re almost EVERYWHERE.

Yoshika gets her formal enlistment to the Strike Witches team, and is designated to the rank of Sergeant. Of course, there were greetings and introductions, with the very typical tsundere moment coming from Yuri-Yuri Perinne (who’s beginning to get to my nerves, which typically means I’ll one day find the time to draw her being ruthlessly raped by ensigns). With Yoshika still being unfamiliar on most things, Sakamoto orders Lynne to tour Yoshika around the base.

Of course, boobgroping is also around.

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Strike Witches 2: What I Can Do

It’s just what I feared: I took up too much anime series that a single hiatus strains me so much about having to catch up. Aggravating a feat it may be, but doable, hopefully.

The ep continues further on the encounter left off, as Yoshika is sent to the sickbay as the Naval Fleet of Aircraft Carrier Akagi tries to neutralize the Neuroi that was sent to annihilate them. Sakamoto joins in for some help, but her alone seems not enough to finish it off. And so Yoshika finally gets the idea of what her father said about her powers, and what she can do according to what she has and what she’s trying to find: Man a Striker Unit and beat the bad guy of the day!

How many times do I have to tell you: When you’re out of rounds, SHOOT OFF SCREEN TO RELOAD.

Also, now we know the major’s not really that powerful even though it was made clear she can cut alien shit like how a knife cuts into half-melted butter. And Sakamoto’s also got subordinates that are into Yuri. No wonder she looks like a boy.

Perinne tsundere is moe~!

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Strike Witches 1: Magical Girl

Yay! GONZO stuff! Another reason for people to throw crap at them!

Pardon for the late post on this one. I was just having second thoughts (really, even though I have been served a few loli pantsu spoiler pics IN MY FACE) on whether I should follow this series or not, depending on how a lot of people spite and throw haetstuff on GONZO for this. Now, I’m not one of them, that’s why I’m thinking. Then again, I don’t think that much, so what the heck.

So, I’m taking this up, and that’s final. Well, not really. More like I’m much more favoring this than Koihime Musou when it comes to storyline. But if we talk about fanservice, Koihime Musou beats this by a milimeter, that’s a certified given.

Sorry, I can’t see the laser, can you move your butt to the right for a sec?

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