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Zero no Tsukaima - Princess no Rondo 6: The Forbidden Magic Medicine

Finally! Some Siesta time! I was thinking for further eps, but I didn’t expect it to come too soon. So much for waiting, but this kinda got my funny bone for a bit while waiting for my copy of ep 7 to come by.

So yeah, my backlogs haven’t changed even though I had a Monday. Sucks for that.

The ep starts with the Siesta family lineage having a forum on an item in question: A heart-shaped vial full of powder. What does it contain? Scarron and Jessica tells that it’s a legendary love potion capable of anybody ingesting it to fall in love with any person the drinker sees fit. The plan seems to be speeding up the relationship between Saito and Siesta, now that Siesta herself is already pledged as Saito’s “belonging”. That does give another meaning to it. How about “Mistress?”

Everybody loves a Cinderella story… sort of…

Siesta was hesitant but first, but her feelings for Saito pushes her onward to planning some “private time with her master”, which she did. Siesta pulls Saito away from Louise and then goes to the commoner’s quarters, which the Undine Knights (who were then pulling grass from the fields as punishment from the perverted deed last ep) and the other girls didn’t fail to notice.

PUNISHMENT TIEM!

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Zero no Tsukaima - Princess no Rondo 5: The Alluring Women’s Bath

This? ON A FRIDAY?! Boy, am I really out of time to even thinking of that. Wait, wrong. Totally wrong. Did I say wrong?

Anyways, this ep’s all about Tabitha and Sylphid. Screw Louise, screw Tifa. Those two aren’t even up to the feat that Tabitha pulled off. Besides, this IS the first time Tabitha did pull such a feat. So much for the implication since the frist ep’s OP. And Sylphid’s also getting some development, too.

Now, if there’s only more Siesta every ep, that may balance the equation… a bit… perhaps…

Distrust stirs Saito and Louise as the former was forced to sign a contract about boobies. Of course Saito won’t. Any male won’t. He’ll just be a dog tied with a leash like the animal he is! Pissed, Saito leaves, and heads to Colbert’s room: the room of the person the believes him, and the person he believes in. So yeah, let’s admit it. A lot of people somewhat loved that half-bald AN HERO professor because of his relations to Saito, and his so-called “change of heart” for the sake of everyone, especially Saito.

AN HERO will live in our hearts. A 5-second voice time in commemoration.

He then wakes up, goes out of the room, and finds the Undine Knights headquarters brimming with girls and gifts. Seems the girls are taking their time with the members after the previous ep with Beatrice. They also introduced (subtly) a new recruit for the Knights: Gimli, a green-haired cute guy (that’s according to my preferences for one) with the J.R.R. Tolkien written all over it. Oh, great. First there’s Old Osmond for Gandalf, AND NOW THIS?!

Sylphid had a bit of her time too asking Saito suddenly for food, and happily eating it. Now the implications  of affection are complete, we just need a whole ep for an appearance. Sagematt can just die of disbelief, hahaha!

OM NOM NOM!

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Zero no Tsukaima - Princess no Rondo 4: The Rumored New Student

Woot! Back on track for Princess no Rondo! At least this is my most anticipated anime so far, so I think I should focus more on this one. But yeah, it’s still the same stuff: Crappy OP-ED, boobs, implied sex, cuteness and moe, AND HOORAY FUCKING CENSORSHIP!

HOLYCRAP! V-F MISSILES AT 12 O’CLOCK! EVASIVE MANEUVERS!

The training for the Knights of Undine commences, but is halted by the sudden appearance of Tifa, who comes in wearing Tristein Magic Academy uniform. Seems that Henrietta gave permission that she be able to stay at the academy for a number of reasons: First, since she’s of noble status due to her relations to Henrietta. Second, she’s got magic of the ancient arts that may prove useful in the war. Third, Saito’s there.

Third option seemed fucked up… Way too fucked up… But yeah…

“Hey, Saito. I’m naked now. Should I ‘clean’ your Derflinger, or should I get ready to be pierced by it?”

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Zero no Tsukaima - Princess no Rondo 3: Return Of The Hero

Moving on with the backlogs. Seriously, this is gotta hurt. Then again, that may just be me complaining and bitching my butt out. But who cares, right? RIGHT?! If there’s a part of this ep that perfectly illustrates that:

It’s something like this.

So Tifa (as she wants to be called right now) departs the woods she called her home and travels with Saito’s group on the way to Tristain. More on her was found out by the group, and they were even astonished as Tifa finally revealed her lineage.

“Elfr”

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Zero no Tsukaima - Princess no Rondo 2: Fairy of the Forest

Tiffania goodness on this ep, not that we care. Also, battles, renewal of contracts, kisses, boobs. YES. BOOBS. Talk about BUST REVOLUTION!

BAASUTOOOOO! REVORUUSHOOOOOON!

Siesta has prepared for EPIC BATTLE. Saito looked like shit after Siesta used Shun Ryouri Satsu.

So, Saito and Louise continue their journey with Anies under orders of Henrietta, with Siesta tagging along for moar tsundere moments, only to stumble upon the “fairy” who brought Saito back from the dead: Tiffania. And BOY.OH.BOY! Those udders-IMEAN, boobs look like they’re about to EXPLODE!

うるさいわね、このFカップ!

I have my love for mammary glands, but anything beyond E is overkill, so no. I might give exceptions if boobs were used in a very unique way, but we’ll see about that.

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Zero no Tsukaima - Princess no Rondo 1: Seal of the Familiar

Tanabata was shit, but I did pay my respects, hanged my “wishes” (which would never be fulfilled since wishing for a real, full-sized Gundam ain’t possible), then went to sleep for a whole 16 hours. Add in the ambiance of the rain, and it’s happy hibernating. No use asking for pics of yesterday’s routine, I’ll give you that.

BUT! YES! IT’S! FINALLY! HEEEEEEEEEERE!!! I’ve been waiting for this moment (more like I’ve been HIBERNATING for this moment)! As Kanokon Season 1 (YES, I’m actually implying for another season since season 1 was worthless as shit if not for the fanservice and lack of storyline) draws to a close, so does Zero no Tsukaima: Princess no Rondo come out with a fanservice-y BANG (minus Siesta cockchopblock) as we start the ep with Saito starting some sex scene the way you see them on eroges that Hemi-tan plays… until Siesta OFFICIALLY COCKBLOCKS. Did I say COCKBLOCK? Yeah, COCKBLOCK. More like COCKCHOP, or C-C-C-C-C-COCK BREAKER!!! Let me illustrate a good cockblock courtesy of Siesta:

I’m putting it in…

Then…

C-C-C-C-C-COCK BREAKER!!!

Nice one, Siesta. No wonder you only got around 30 seconds of legit air time this ep.

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