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iPhone Just Got Rule 34

Rule 34 in effect now…

And you thought you were safe? HELL NO! Your touchscreen pieces of multimedia crap are getting an amorous upgrade! A pair of iPhone eroge came out a few days ago, which features Minafuji Yoshika of Strike Witches and Yunocchi of Hidamari Sketch. Legspreading, cuntrubbing, and clothstripping are going to make everyone think you’re a filthy piece of crazy perverted shit as you pry and rub your dirty fingers on the touchscreen, with you probably drooling on it.

iPhone strip-a-Yunocchi.

These are the source vids for Minafuji and Yunocchi from Nico. As for the game, you can get it here. And after getting it, I’d brand you a rich bastard (like Ra-kun) as I let you taste THE AGGRESSION OF THE IMPOVERISHED! Poverty shall own your ass, period. Thank AMERIKKA for that.

News provided by: Sankaku Complex (link)

Perversions Revisited

MIKE HAS ADMITTED TO THE MAJOR FAULT OF HUMAN LUST!

So what? Nobody’s an exception anyway. Albeit many don’t admit it, it’s already obvious how everybody perceives the routine wherein topic is concerned.

And yes, I have to warn you this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

So, what’s wrong with liking the stuff? Hentai? Eroge? Doujin? All of those stuffs contain what everybody thinks is quite dirty. But is it really what you think it is? Truly, it may be against certain morals to engage in something so sinful an activity, but to prevent oneself to open the doors of acceptance to the fact of would have to be one stupid ass.

Some people like hentai. Some people like eroge. Some people like doujinshi. And even though most people consider men as the most common patrons for this, that’s where they’re wrong. I don’t really say, but women also have the right to exercise lust. I wouldn’t be surprised to find some of them saying they watch animated Japanese porn, and nobody has the right to tell a woman she’s dirty when we see a whole lot of men for  the sake of prejudice.

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Mana Soup For The TYPE-MOON Soul: Rakkyo Edition Part 1!

Welcome, moontards, to my very special portion about the elaborations of the connections pertaining to the entirety of TYPE-MOON’s so-called “Nasuverse”. Not like it’s anything big, but since I’m a lunatic myself, I’d figure I’d gatecrash into another one’s material and see what I can do since I’m still so far as to creating such big doujin or novel shit. And since I’m at the good mood about finally watching Kara no Kyokai’s third movie, why not start it with that?

Prepare for epic tl;dr battle.

Let’s start off with the characters. Main protagonist-antagonist, Ryogi Shiki. She was born in the rich family of the Ryogis, bent under the sole supervision of her father. Pretty much the same as Tohno Shiki if you look at it from the start. Only difference is, Ryogi is pure blood, while Tohno came from an enemy family of the clan, the Nanayas. Both got powers after they got into a life-threatening situation, Ryogi being involved in a car accident, Tohno being involved with the clan’s true heir of a son, which resulted of him being “involved” in a car accident. If you think about it, they also underwent Inversion Impulse, wherein they were devoid of any conscience and just followed what their mind or instincts started to tell them. Ryogi inverted due to the clashing of her egos, with the male and female trying to overpower each other till they merged as one cold-blooded killer, the similar yet opposite of the two personalities warring inside her. If compared, Tohno’s case was far too simplified: He inverted to his instincts and his bloodline. His hidden, second personality known as Nanaya Shiki awakened when she first knew of Arcueid Brunestud’s scent. Nanayas are demon-killers, and when there’s an anomaly in the world , they act upon what their blood tells them. Then again, isn’t that what the opposite personality is? The ugly facade of the harmless, unsullied persona that they are trying so hard to hide? That simply means Ryogi and Tohno are the same even though the means may be different.

Second similarity of the two Shikis: The Mystic Eyes of Death Perception. Both have the ability to see lines and points to which they could perpetrate the end and death of things by means of cutting the said lines and points. Cut a line, a part where the line runs is cut. Stab a point, the entire existence from where the point is designated is destroyed. Nobody’s an exception, not even a god or an immortal. However, the difference in experience of use have garnered a great gap between the two Shikis. Ryogi was able to escalate the properties of her eyes to the extent that she was able to see and kill spirits, powers, and even things without form. She doesn’t suffer headaches like Tohno did. Tohno, on the other hand, had the ability to kill the properties of a certain realm or world, and can also kill an ego by means of ending not the physical material that binds the soul, but the soul itself, as to when he killed Roa from himself on one of Tsukihime’s routes.

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Major Letdown!

OKAY! WHAT IS THIS… THIS… MADNESS?!

Okay, so basically all my urge to try Concerto Gate went to naught. I was trying to actually expect something big, or something cute, or something extraordinarily unique. Seems I was wrong, or I’m such a big SOB for complaining. So sue me.

Anyways, I got a closed beta key, the installer, some bottles of Gatorade, and 4 cylinders of Pringles. I was ready to indulge myself into EPIC BATTLE, when a 2D-3d hybrid environment came forth, with tactical active time turn-based gameplay. AND TALK ABOUT EON-OLD GRAPHICS DESIGN!

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Busy, Busy…

If chores, work, and everything else were girls you can “play” when you need to, I’m sure boys (and girls, and the non-boys and girls, at some instances…) will always be so juiced to “do” them.

So I’m starting to get busy with all the shit and crap this world has to offer. Sure, I have some eroge on backtrack, some manga starting to gather dust, some anime raws I’m expecting but are quite late as of the moment, some stuff I’m still yet to arrange on my already cramped-full-of-stuff room, some net drama I have to watch (of course with popcorn, I can’t watch without that), and some material I need to regurgitate from my gray matter that needs a screw to set straight. But seriously, this Prism Ark franchise is currently sitting on my hard drive, doing nothing but wait, only to be opened for like at least once every 3 weeks to replay the epic “Make-King” game from Love2 Maximum! even though I’ve finished the game/s (yeah, I still have Prism Heart 2, Challenge Ark, and Puzzle Ark, too) like, 5 months ago.

Okay, alright, I get it now. Once I finish doing the reviews for the rest of the games (which my pet Hemi didn’t since he’s too busy finishing the latest releases), I’ll remove them, burn them on DVDs, and then move on the stuff he missed some more, with emphasis to the lately released ones he hasn’t even touched yet (yeah, I’m stealing a piece of his thunder now, hahaha). Expect this as side dish while I serve some win Tenshiku 4komas as the main course coming right up by Monday…

Hopefully…

Kanokon 10: Shall I Show Restraint?

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プリズム・アーク ~プリズム・ハート エピソード2~

What does it take for one to attain happiness? Is it heroism, to ultimately secure the happiness of many? Is it self-sacrifice, the willingness to give one’s own life to save happiness even at the cost of oneself? Is it friendship, wherein one’s happiness becomes one’s strength? Is it justice, and its lawful indictions of self-content under one’s ideals? Or is it trickery and deception, where all the happiness you have will be hidden unaware, under a mask from which one’s true self resides? In order to find the answer, these questions will intertwine, woven with the threads of fate, until one finds the answer… alongside another…

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I invite you to join me in embarking on a journey to find the answers. I invite you to Wind Land, to the so-called Prism Ark!

わああい~! My first entry for the Eroge category! I can’t believe I’m finally going to blog about them games too soon. But anyways, enough with the unnecessary details.

PRISM ARK ~PRISM HEART II~ (プリズム・アーク ~プリズム・ハート エピソード2~) is the sequel of Prism Heart developed by Pajamas Soft. Its release date was on August 25, 2006. Though this may be a sequel to be thought at first, Prism Ark uses a new set of characters, with some special anticipations from characters of the previous game, which is somehow incorporated in a way that there is cited importance, since it IS a sequel and all. However, this remains hidden until the player progresses with the story.

Our story starts with a brief history of a tragic past in the kingdom known as Wind Land. The royal family is secured inside a carriage and is currently underway to safety. The soldiers of Wind Land fend off Sablum enemy troops to secure the king and queen, as well as their newborn. But a series of magic circles emerged, and from the skies, something descended with gigantic hands, a form never seen nor heard of, and wings that fluttered as the creature’s cry echoed into the vast grasslands. However, this creature does not bring salvation. Its hands instantly killed a portion of the Windland soldiers in one fell swoop. His form is bent forward to strike, and the beautiful wings that were once thought to belong to a divine being was now branded as an image of death to all who saw it. Nay, I kid you not, for it was the Angel of Windland’s Tragedy.

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