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Thunder Future: MOAR PEW PEW PEW!

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on September 28, 2008
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The guys from Thunderforce Forever got caught off guard when Technosoft suddenly announced Thunderforce VI. They were in the middle of doing a fan-made side-shooter nicknamed Thunder Future, which is still under development as of now. They recently released a video for their progress:

It seems that the starfighter of choice is still good ol’ Rynex. No specifications on other weapons and CRAWs yet, except for the demonstrated Hunter weapon. No Over Weapons either, and I presume it’s still under development. As to why they’re still using Rynex, who knows. It’s everyone’s oldest little starfighter anyways. It’s meant to kick galactic ass.

Most of the news and updates are posted on their site, so it you want an additional zap to that much anticipated Thunderforce VI, you might as well anticipate this too. Now, if only Captain Falcon were to man this baby so he can deliver our most anticipated FALCON PUNCH. Then again, nobody needs to get punched in the gut for instant abortion. At least not yet.

Thunderforce VI News

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on September 27, 2008
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Thunderforce VI finally gets its own Wikipedia entry months after making it official. It appears that they tried to continue the timeline from Thunderforce V, or is that true? I mean, take a hint on this excerpt of the RVR-00 Phoenix from the wiki:

The next generation trial production type general purpose fighter, created by scientists from the United Earth Fleet. Although its number is set before RVR-02 Vambrace, the Phoenix is more advanced than its predecessor, a multipurpose fighter that was put to the test against Orn forces. It can battle independantly without need for supporting forces, able to absorb energy from various attacks by Orn forces and perform CRAW macromolecule assist. Phoenix is originally built from the remains of an unidentified ship, however this information is kept top secret by the military.

Ship? or SHIPS? I mean, seriously, anybody who hasn’t heard of Broken Thunder should drop dead now. RVR-00 Phoenix has production designs of both RVR03G Bracer (A.K.A. Rarebrace) and FIRE-LEO05VC Syrex (A.K.A. Syrinx, but this name is also used officially for the first presumed release of TFVI, so they dropped it and took the current name instead)!

It’s the only picture of the RVR-00 Phoenix around…

From the picture’s point of perspective, let’s take a look at RVR-00 Phoenix’s wingspan. Most parts are from the Bracer’s and Syrex’s wingspans, the cannons from the former and the extended boosters from the latter. The shield on the left wing is probably from RVR-02B Brigandine, and the long Over Weapon cannon is possibly a variation of RVR-02 Vambrace’s version. The wingspan length is derived from RVR-01 Gauntlet, while the lower supports are from Bracer. The overhead booster is from Bracer as well.

Now, the design isn’t really bad. I mean, it’s VERY GOOD! All the latest possible designs from the Earth side is jammed into one experimental starfighter (to which we’re yet to know the pilot, but may still possible that it’s Cenes Crawford…) that will own interstellar ass in the future years to come. The CRAWs used by the Phoenix are also revved up with the new Marcomolecule Assist. But if its design we’re talking about, RVR-02 Vambrace still gets my vote. You never get pure power and pure simplicity in one machine.

Rynex II: Classic comeback of a classic starfighter.

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iPhone Just Got Rule 34

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on September 25, 2008
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Rule 34 in effect now…

And you thought you were safe? HELL NO! Your touchscreen pieces of multimedia crap are getting an amorous upgrade! A pair of iPhone eroge came out a few days ago, which features Minafuji Yoshika of Strike Witches and Yunocchi of Hidamari Sketch. Legspreading, cuntrubbing, and clothstripping are going to make everyone think you’re a filthy piece of crazy perverted shit as you pry and rub your dirty fingers on the touchscreen, with you probably drooling on it.

iPhone strip-a-Yunocchi.

These are the source vids for Minafuji and Yunocchi from Nico. As for the game, you can get it here. And after getting it, I’d brand you a rich bastard (like Ra-kun) as I let you taste THE AGGRESSION OF THE IMPOVERISHED! Poverty shall own your ass, period. Thank AMERIKKA for that.

News provided by: Sankaku Complex (link)

Scarleat Weather (Late?) Update: Patch 1.06

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on September 24, 2008
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Newest patch 1.06 came out yestereon. Get it on SWR wiki’s mirror link. As to why I don’t even bother getting on time with this, it’s probably because I’m starting to dislike SWR now. Tasofro’s starting to get retarded trying to eliminate bugs consistently. IaMP needed only one, and SWR being so broken and bugged like shit ain’t going to help them on their current mess. Sucks for that.

Touhou Kitougeki Gaiden

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on September 23, 2008
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A new Kitougeki vid! The newest of a series of SWR-ish storylines by Aquastyle (sorry guys, you can’t play them) came out on DVD, featuring Suika, Aya, Flandre, and Remilia. Cool attacks from some moves from SWR, and then some sibling attacks from the Scarlets. Too bad UBERLOLI owns them. As expected from my lolioni. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

Melty Blood: Actress Again on Friday

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Shance
on September 17, 2008
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Preorder GO!

Just checked the recently opened MBAA website by Ecole, and there’s already a date specified on when this baby comes out. Sweet shit. Guess it’s that time to preorder this when it comes out on the webs again.

Also, better watch out for Kubo (he’s the one who uploaded some good Fate/Unlimited Codes vids on Nico when it got out). Once he gets a copy by Friday, he’s going to upload more vids for the game.

SWR 1.04 Patch

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on September 11, 2008
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Just a bugfix bigfix lol. You can get it on SWR Wiki’s mirror (all of Tasofro’s mirrors are either overloaded, or dead, whatever figures).

Scarlet Weather Update: Update Patch 1.03 Is Out!

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on August 31, 2008
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FINALLY!

Yup, it’s out. And since all of Tasofro’s mirrors are down (you can’t even actually enter the site anymore), it’s uploaded already in mediafire. Get it here!

Gallery Update: Crimson Moon Remilia Scarlet

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Shance
on August 31, 2008
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Just a random doodle I was making while wallowing myself with thoughts of TYPE-MOON, Touhou, and my upcoming literary for my doujin circle.

Time to archive in Gallery. Will CG when I even think about it. Kekeke…

Perversions Revisited

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Shance
on August 29, 2008
in Eroge, Games and Hentai
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MIKE HAS ADMITTED TO THE MAJOR FAULT OF HUMAN LUST!

So what? Nobody’s an exception anyway. Albeit many don’t admit it, it’s already obvious how everybody perceives the routine wherein topic is concerned.

And yes, I have to warn you this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

So, what’s wrong with liking the stuff? Hentai? Eroge? Doujin? All of those stuffs contain what everybody thinks is quite dirty. But is it really what you think it is? Truly, it may be against certain morals to engage in something so sinful an activity, but to prevent oneself to open the doors of acceptance to the fact of would have to be one stupid ass.

Some people like hentai. Some people like eroge. Some people like doujinshi. And even though most people consider men as the most common patrons for this, that’s where they’re wrong. I don’t really say, but women also have the right to exercise lust. I wouldn’t be surprised to find some of them saying they watch animated Japanese porn, and nobody has the right to tell a woman she’s dirty when we see a whole lot of men for  the sake of prejudice.

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