
And I thought there won’t be one.
Probably the first one I saw that has Touhou and stupid all over it. But yeah, boobpads… I sure would look forward for more, especially on that maid. But yeah, boobpads… I’m not buying though. But yeah, boobpads… It should be fun to play with that kind of pad while using your “mouse”. But yeah, boobpads…
Hee hee hee… Boobpads… Reminds me of that Cutemaid… Hee hee hee…
Apparently, I’ve been reading too much humor books from all faces of the earth (mostly with religion mixed in it, you can’t have it without that), and I found out a good plotline for the next literary for Another Dream; What if ZUN, creator of Touhou, meets the Yama? Yep, you know, THE YAMA! Wait, time out, am I saying the beerguy’s dead or something? There are a lot of reasons why people want him dead (like because beer supplies are getting depleted at an alarming rate, or Touhoufags are multiplying at an alarming rate, more than what the general whatnotpeople can graze with their hitboxes), but maybe. Maybe I was stupid. Maybe I was reading too much books. Maybe I’m whacked, or mad because THE YAMA! didn’t get to be on SWR. But right now, I’d just like to think he is… say… under a physically stasis-like state for the time being…

THE YAMA!!!
Continue reading ‘The Distressed Journal of the Paradise Yama’
This is the last of the current set of Touhouhime primary sketches for the Gallery (for now, I plan to revise the others anyway). And for Rakkun, I’m saving the best for last: CHEN!

Chen: Succubus. Former familiar of Ran Brunestud, and current familiar of Tohno Sakuya.
Yup! It’s fine, too. WAIT. I know what you’re going to say, so don’t. Let’s stay meme-free this once for the loli’s sake, okay?
Chen kinda fits the role of Len in this universe. She’s a familiar (formerly) to Ran as she is subordinate to her canonically. Plus, you know the keyword here: CAT. That alone should have cleared any suspicion on why I chose her for the role. Now, I know what you’re thinking, given her current stature and powers. You might want to stay away from moralfags and more of the sort if you plan to literally “dig in” (you know what I mean, so stop being a dickwad if you really plan to).
And yes, it’s a miracle I actually spent time to level and clean it.
Another character sketch for Touhouhime is now up in the Gallery. This time, the protagonist takes up the stage!

Tohno Sakuya: Ordinary middle-schooler gifted with the power of the Lunar Eyes of Time Perception.
Meet Tohno Sakuya. She’s the elder sister of Tohno Remilia, friend to Patchouli Eltnam Atlasia, lover to Ran Brunestud, Master to Chen, and student to Aozaki Eirin. Further elaboration about her powers and relationships with certain people will come out when Another Dream 4 launches out, so I won’t spoil. About character design, I pretty much tried to canonically pattern Sakuya’s uniform to the ones used in Tsukihime, which worked out pretty well. Everything went into place afterwards, glasses, knife, and all. I forgot to draw Nanaya Sakuya, but I presume a new facade and style will come out, so I didn’t include it here. It might graze another primary sketch instead.
Again, you’ll also have to pardon the crappy scan.

たすけって、エーリン!!!
Whoever did this Eirin supershopped mod of Mikuru deserves a WIN for the idea, and a MEH for the lameness of said mod. I’ll be a prick, so listen up as I enumerate the ways this has phailed:
- Frills on skirt was obviously shopped
- Hair color change was obviously shopped
- Eirin’s hair is braided, not laid down, and it’s super long
Other than that, cheers for outcome. If this was done for real, I’d vomit money to buy it.

A distressed Gensokyo.org announces the latest update for ZUN’s next opus, Subterranean Animism. Details confirm that it will be released for Comiket 74 on full. For those who want to try it out, you can download it here. As for why Gensokyo.org is distressed, I heard they’ve got hosting issues right now that brought their bandwidth to a crashing halt, and they’re running on emergency backup power.
Yup! Since I can’t think of anything to write at the moment, I guess I’ll just have to put up some more drawings for the Gallery instead. Talk about lazy!
To tell the truth, I was rooting for Touhouhime to become a doujin series for Another Dream, where both the Touhou and TYPE-MOON universes would merge, and possibly collide, into something interesting for such a project. Unfortunately, I was again lazy that time, and Touhouhime actually started its script in artistic kind of way, which is inclined more to it becoming a literary release instead of a doujinshi one. You gotta pardon the suck scan, though. Asking a shopkeep to set DPI is like asking Cirno to break down E = MC2.

Tohno Remilia: Sister to Tohno Sakuya, master to Koakuma, apprentice to Patchouli Eltnam Atlasia, and the current head of the Tohno family in the TH-TM universe.
This is one of the initial character sketchings I made for the characters in Touhouhime before I decided to turn it literary. Tohno Sakuya would have to watch out for her master-like sister, with scarlet blood red hair(yeah, that’s one reason I made Remi take the role), flat chest (that too), and strict, mature, but somewhat childish demeanor (again…)! Tohno Remilia inherits most of Tohno Akiha’s powers, and has some of her own, like the demonic Hair Gungnir (which will be revised later on future illustration brandishing a Millia-Rage-like form) and the advanced form of the Plunder Hold: The Nightless Castle of the Crimson Lord (which again will come up after further revisions). I made her a close acquaintance to Tohno Sakuya mainly because:
- Canon Remilia is possessive for Sakuya.
- Akiha and Remilia share the same traits, and have almost the same kind of fashion (finger fla-flawhateverthatis) and attitude.
- Powers are at equal level, and even their battle styles and moves are almost the same.
- You always think red when you mention them.
- Flat chest, though Remi is small, which makes her a loli…
I plan to revise this in a much more better way, but that will come out as illustrations for the literary instead. I don’t plan to make her appear on the next chapters anyway.

Cheers!
To all the playtimes I’ve spent with you on IaMP and SWR, to all TEH WINNAGE you gave me, for all the shit and crap you gave to our enemies, and for the lolioni race…
CHEERS! Have a lolioni parade!
Full-blown pic is in here (since Wordpress can’t handle uploading of shit on 7MB up).

Armpit Certified
Don’t think this is old, but this affordable and nice Reimu plushie is good enough to add on my plushie shelf. The price says 2,493 yen, with a 5% discount when ordered. But hey, isn’t that size of that plushie borked for something of that price? I mean, seriously, if it’s bigger than an arm, I’ll take it into consideration.
Might as well add a Marisa, too-ZE.

OSHIAT!
Damn you, One Night Stand. Why do you suddenly have to make me vomit money while nagging moonland acquaintances to help…
Continue reading ‘Advent Cirno: ⑨ IS GONNA RAWK THE HOUSE’