Monthly Archive for June, 2008

Whacking My Brains Out, Please Wait Until It Is Ready

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Shance
on June 21, 2008
in Art, Games and Touhou
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*BZZZZZT!* Heaven to Gensokyo, can you hear me?

So, basically, all the Tenshiku 4komas/doujin/strips/comics we see on the general Intarwebs are all with Iku as Nage (the one who throws the jokes and pranks at the Uke, comedy-wise) and Tenshi as Uke (the unfortunate soul who recieves the Nage’s jokes and pranks). With the damage done in a colossal scale, it’s hard to reverse the situation to make Iku as Uke and Tenshi as Nage.

I call to arms anybody who has ideas they want to share for our little Momoko, so that they’ll see how Momoko is much more favored doing pranks at an oarfish rather than vice-versa, right? RIGHT?! Right. Now, let’s get to work.

If you have any ideas, pranks, jokes, or anything you want Momoko to pull off at an Iku, post your ideas right here. I’ll do what I can to consider all your lulzy mayhem be put on paper.

Busy, Busy…

Published
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Shance
on June 20, 2008
in Eroge, General and Prism Ark
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If chores, work, and everything else were girls you can “play” when you need to, I’m sure boys (and girls, and the non-boys and girls, at some instances…) will always be so juiced to “do” them.

So I’m starting to get busy with all the shit and crap this world has to offer. Sure, I have some eroge on backtrack, some manga starting to gather dust, some anime raws I’m expecting but are quite late as of the moment, some stuff I’m still yet to arrange on my already cramped-full-of-stuff room, some net drama I have to watch (of course with popcorn, I can’t watch without that), and some material I need to regurgitate from my gray matter that needs a screw to set straight. But seriously, this Prism Ark franchise is currently sitting on my hard drive, doing nothing but wait, only to be opened for like at least once every 3 weeks to replay the epic “Make-King” game from Love2 Maximum! even though I’ve finished the game/s (yeah, I still have Prism Heart 2, Challenge Ark, and Puzzle Ark, too) like, 5 months ago.

Okay, alright, I get it now. Once I finish doing the reviews for the rest of the games (which my pet Hemi didn’t since he’s too busy finishing the latest releases), I’ll remove them, burn them on DVDs, and then move on the stuff he missed some more, with emphasis to the lately released ones he hasn’t even touched yet (yeah, I’m stealing a piece of his thunder now, hahaha). Expect this as side dish while I serve some win Tenshiku 4komas as the main course coming right up by Monday…

Hopefully…

When The Reich Declared War on Grammar

Published
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Shance
on June 20, 2008
in General
. 5 Comments

If Wakimiko was a Reich, I’ll gladly be her personal Grammar Nazi. SIG FUCKING HEIL!

Okay, so basically, we’re back in the World Wide Webwar (no, not II, there wasn’t even WWW I, dammit), and the war between the Axis Japanese Language Irregularities, the Great Abbreviation Force, and English Conversion Union rages on as they throw rules, regulations, irregularities, shitty changes and translations in the battlefield. Of course, with all the ruckus going around the general human populace around these factions, there are a select group of individuals who care less about their origin and place more importance to the sole weaponry that is rumored to kill even the most stupid irregularity or abbreviation that spawns anew every single day: Proofreading. Who are they anyway?

They are, THE GRAMMAR NAZIS. But no, they’re not from Hitler. Reimu spawned them, I swear I’m telling the truth.

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Work in Progress

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Shance
on June 19, 2008
in Art, Games and Touhou
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Girls do their best now and are preparing. Please watch calmly until it is ready.

Yeah, I’m busy, so stop throwing shit at me, lulz. August is nearing up, and I need some more additional material for the upcoming issue of Another Dream for that month. We tried to start from December last year (and since Christmas and New Year totally fucked everything up, we ended up doing our shit on February, maybe even later than that), and ended up doing our works by the latter start of the year. Sucks, ain’t it? Nevertheless, I already have a release in handy since December came in, so I just need to add some more material.

That being said, I’ll be working on the first 4koma I thought of so far. Time to go back to my cave and draw something from a bunch of scraps. Sucks for repetitive Tony Stark punshit. Haha.

Moving Along with the Death Moe Now~♪!

Published
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Shance
on June 18, 2008
in Anime and Touhou
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Since I’m done with milking THAT post, it’s about time to change topic or else I’ll be tempted to add more propane to said post. I have a lot more ammo to fire anyway.

Okay, so I died of moe, especially when I bloghopped and found out galaxy bunny already did meet his bloody death from his sore nose. Watching Shana-tan Season 2 eps was fun enough, especially with the perverted jokes (such as Sab-chan’s 44 Magnum, the repeated searching of Satou’s house via Sakai, and the Wanderer’s dicksleep feat, too bad sperm rain can’t be done on weather forecast), but the Dansen at the end with Shana going “PAN, PAN, PAN, PAN~!” totally made me waste my hemoglobin.

Here’s the dansen ending part of Shanatan: Fumina Konoe Strikes Back, with the Dansen song patched in.

Of course, when someone says Dansen, WE FUCKING MEAN DANSEN. So from hereon, expect sum moar Moedansen from who knows where.

Of course, starting point: Shana. It wasn’t hard to find links from the vid above. Related vids would show good Shanadansen results, though it’s not that many IMO. Nevertheless, this one’s the closest Shana Moedansen in the vidlist so far.

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The Best Bitch(slap)fest So Far.

Published
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Shance
on June 17, 2008
in General
. 39 Comments

Flames, slapping, killing, stabbing, etc. Of course you mustn’t lose the popcorn to munch on while watching the drama.

Okay, first thing’s first, I’m making this clear: I’M NOT ADDING FUEL TO THE FIRE. I’ll just state facts I see, and exact my honest-to-goodness opinion about it, so if it does BURN MOAR, extinguish by adding more fire. No, I don’t deserve your shit, crap, fail, flames, scraps, caves, armpitsohwaitnothatsnotincluded, etc. I’m just your simple wee little plankton speaking, ignore me or feed me to the nearest baleen whale you see when you think I’m doing it wrong, or if you think I’m just a total cunt for even bothering to meddle with this shit, thank you.

First off, it seems that a privvy fight went off balance, someone called in air support, then started a smear propaganda to ensure ultimate drama and lulz, which worked. Okay, so suddenly Itsubun is bitching about the R-R having some kind of a scandal because of a rumor that Sasa permitted some TRAP in their estrogen HQ, spreading the manvirus and killing them softly with comments of spermicide. That lead to shooping the whooping, email drama, doing a state of the nation address, and the death of an opus. Great, just great. The usual routine of girls being cunts and boys being dicks. Human nature never fails to deliver, but hey, that’s Anon’s line. Sorry, puny humans, you do deliver, but mostly at the wrong place, time, or whatshitnot.

Now, I’m not siding on anyone here. Not Sasa, not Itsubun, not Ra-kun, not flametards, not even myself, for fuck’s sake. I mean, IT’S THE FUCKING INTERNET. AND THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. Anybody trying to bitch their way to fandom by having a concentrated groupie that are similar in gender but different in preferences is like doing Russian Roulette with all the bullets on. If Itsubun was pretty much interested in that R-R, then she must some kind of HAET against males. See: WHAT IS A MAN.

On Sasa, I’m not telling it’s her fault, but I’m not saying she’s innocent either. Her letting in a TARP in the Garden of Amazons meant she cared less already, but that’s really her fault if one were to look carefully. At the very least, Itsubun should have approached her, tried to check her status, then made a verdict if she stays on her fortress of egg cells or no. Because CHECKING ON THE MEMBERS IS A VITAL RESPONSIBILITY OF THE LEADER IN QUESTION. Not being able to do that will cause security breaches, even without Sasa around. Sasa is a very liberated person, and knowing that myself is an obvious reason why I think she’s not wrong for most of this mess. Sasa, you’re really such a damn bad girl to be able ensue this kinds of lulz and drama just by idling out in one place and getting a bit of emo. Hats off to you.

To all them others, I care not. Itsubun publicized this, so it’s her call on the lulz and drama she herself set off, even though she told people not to go lulzy, which is contradictory to what she just did and is retarted in a way of logic. I’ll doubt people will run out of ammo to fire at them peeps involved, unless the R-R gets disbanded due to lulz and such. Good job on minimizing damage on your little heaven while destroying the heaven of another, Itsubun. YOU IS AM ARE WINNARZ.

NEETS and Hikkikomoris: You Won’t Know Them Until You Meet Them

Published
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Shance
on June 16, 2008
in General
. 7 Comments

Oops… Wrong Moti-Meme…

Anyways, that guy up there is probably the best exemplification on both categories, in a way. After stumbling into more NEET/Hikki talk on Fang-tan’s place, I decided that someone who has some understanding about the aforementioned “fields” should step up and enlighten some people about it. Now, now, this can be sum great tl;dr post, so I’m warning you hereon.

So, Dracula’s one bigass annoying, resurrecting, motherfucking manly NEET. WHAT IS A NEET?! A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF IDLE MEN! BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU! HAHAHA!

NEETs are people Not Engaged in Employment, Education, or Training. Basically speaking, they are people who either dislike work or school, are hikkis (which will be explained later on), have rich bastards and bitches for parents so that they don’t have to work, are basically lazy, poor, lacking education, traumatized due to experience at school or work, or maybe even dead (or UNdead, for Dracula’s case). In short, NEETs are unemployed people who leech the hell out of society and family. Unlike hikkis, NEETs don’t really have that much of a set standard, which means basically, if you’re out of anything regarding work or education, and you wish to stay that way, you’re labeled as one regardless of timeframe.

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Negima Chapter 216: Love is an Illusion?!

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Shance
on June 16, 2008
in Mahou Sensei Negima! and Manga
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7th Toycon Convention Coverage: Winsuck, Winsuck, and more WINSUCK

Published
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Shance
on June 15, 2008
in Events
. 9 Comments

Okay, so I dressed up into some casual otaku wear, strapped in some cash, and came all the way from my home for the very first time. For what? Well, to join in for some fun, as well as to cover on the 7th Toycon held at the Megatrade Hall at SM Megamall, Philippines. You’ll have to pardon my crappy cellphone camera though.

It was jam-packed on the opening times of the con, especially on the first day, when local celebrity Iza Calzado obliged for the opening ceremony on the first day.

Of course, the showing of Batman: The Dark Knight on the cinemas marked the con’s theme (the showing for Philippines cinema was June 16), which didn’t fail to put up a booth of its own. But the feel this I got from the con itself was pretty much like… well, meh. It was too spacious compared to cons I’ve been on other countries (crammed, 4-by-4 stalls that don’t even justify all the good contents displayed due to lack of space, with pretty much like the force of morning marketplace people going food rush for the first fresh stuff, which also applies to con wars anyway). Nevertheless, some goods were pretty much remarkable as to have people flock into them.

Ah, the lure of MMOG’s: They wouldn’t just stop selling their stuff to innocent people so they can lure them to playing their games.

Sure, there were MMOG booths, with Level Up! (just like the moneywhoresentrepreneurs they were. Filipinos, feel free to enter their site if you want to flush money into the toiletplay their games) setting up a booth of their own, which I totally ignored (FEEL THAT, FEEL THE POWER OF THE IMPOVERISHED, HAHAHAHAHA). E-Games tried to impress people with their newest “free game“, Cabal Online (with their non-free “kash” goods, which is normal on “free games“), which garnered a few people to register for free and get some goodies in return. They also had this new kiddie soccer game named GONG!, which they, of course, had people play on beta. Then there’s the Lineage II booth, giving away CD’s and merchandise for their newest patch, Kamael. But yeah, it’s pay stuff, so /ignore.

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Con Time

Published
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Shance
on June 13, 2008
in Events and General
. 7 Comments

So who’s coming?

I got invited by some people near my place to go to the con tomorrow. I was actually hesitant to go away from home after all these months of course, but I should actually give it a try.

Toycon says they have guest japanese and english artists, manga and comic creation contests, drawing contests, cosplay, figu making contest, life-size figures (mostly english stuff, but seeing a japanese one would never be that much surprising) die cast cars contest, stuffs, the usual convention stuff, and some more stuff, only in a failing international or local degree (save moonland, moonland wins on this category, period). Of course, I’m expecting to see some Touhou people on the vicinity… hopefully. The camaraderie is all I’m in for, that’s it. But hey, if I stumble in DGreater1, usagijen, megs, or mike, why not all the more? They won’t be able to recognize me though. I’m your everyday usual ninja. Haha.

Interested people can pay 80 pesos entrance fee (to me, that is, nah j/k) to get in. I’ll provide pics of course, not that any of you care, but yeah, I’ll get pics before I go back. Gotta luv that Iron Man life-size head-to-shoulder figure. Looks like Tony Stark did something in his cave again with his bunch of scraps. But hey, if Haado Gei appears, Stark can just shut the fuck up.