Daily Archive for July 11th, 2008

The Distressed Journal of the Paradise Yama

Published
by
Shance
on July 11, 2008
in Touhou
. 3 Comments

Apparently, I’ve been reading too much humor books from all faces of the earth (mostly with religion mixed in it, you can’t have it without that), and I found out a good plotline for the next literary for Another Dream; What if ZUN, creator of Touhou, meets the Yama? Yep, you know, THE YAMA! Wait, time out, am I saying the beerguy’s dead or something? There are a lot of reasons why people want him dead (like because beer supplies are getting depleted at an alarming rate, or Touhoufags are multiplying at an alarming rate, more than what the general whatnotpeople can graze with their hitboxes), but maybe. Maybe I was stupid. Maybe I was reading too much books. Maybe I’m whacked, or mad because THE YAMA! didn’t get to be on SWR. But right now, I’d just like to think he is… say… under a physically stasis-like state for the time being…

THE YAMA!!!

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100th Post!

Published
by
Shance
on July 11, 2008
in General
. 7 Comments

YAY! Now that I’m done ranting on such a trivial matter, I’ll have to point this out:

YOUR iPhone IS NOT WORTH YOUR MONEY OR LIVES, PALS!

Seriously, guys. If you plan to sit all day long on downtown Tokyo just to line up two days before the launch of such an expensive phone like otaku going to Comiket, then you’re a martyr! HURRAY!

Seriously, cellphones aren’t really that innovative if you ask me. I only use it as a jukebox, or for textfest session with friends (which occurs once in a blue moon), or maybe some important calls (which take millenia to happen since I don’t really like being bugged all the time). But anything other than that is a bonus. If you plan to die for an iPhone, thank heavens you’re still alive and reading this on one (if you bought one already, that is).

Why the bitching on the phone, Shance? Basically, I don’t want to depend on another electronic gadget anymore. It’s already enough for me to pull my hairs on end if I’m not able to surf at least once a day. If it happens that I depended on mobile phones too much, I might just send all the people on my phonebook a suicide note before I jump off the nearest high-rise building.

Okay, so I’m not a good person of substance. I don’t talk to people through calls or text too much, nor laugh at jokes or graphics and MMS sent by peers. But hey, IT’S A FUCKING PHONE. That’s all it is to me, nothing else. Aside from text feature and mp4 playback, everything in it is just a bonus, which means I don’t even use them. Screw games, screw 3G, screw network shit. I don’t like them. I like simplicity on my phone, and that’s it.

Now, back to regular programming…