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I got lazy so hard I lost half my lifebar. So much for not having an entry for yesterday? Maybe, maybe no. I just don’t feel like moving for a day, so I was forced to return inanimate for at least a few hours.

Anyways, we move on to the fifth ep of Strike Bitc-I mean, Strike Witches, where we now focus on the speed maniac under the name of Charlotte Yeager. With the rank of lieutenant and a passion for acceleration, she’s the healthy AMERIKKAN chock full of BEWBS. Oh geez, are we going to talk about another F-cupper?!

Also, Minafuji loves BEWBS. She’s starting to amuse me.

NICE ONE.

The episode starts with the whole squad deciding to go to the beach, partly for training, but most for amusement. Well, that’s at least for the majority of the group. Yoshika and Lynne have to start survival training, which includes underwater training with their Striker Units on. Survival procedures after a shootdown, or probably trying to use the units as underwater propellers? Seems like predictable shitdrills to me.

Of course, some parts of the ep also focus on the fanservice. Swimsuit fanservice. It’s like they’re fucking mocking us to go to the beach at this season. That aside, the “Moe Swimsuit Episode Witch” award would have to go to Erika Hartmann, who cutely dog-paddles her way to enjoyment while she slowly wades into the territory of one of my personal moe sanctions.

Seriously, everything else can just get the fuck off puppy-waddling Witch.

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