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Dissecting the “Ero” in Eroge: The Various Interpretations on Ero-Scenes

“So wait. You won’t bang me?”

I read this tweet a few days ago, and being one who’s had a good share of eroge to know the why and how of most games, I can understand where Zeroblade is coming from. Today’s visual novels have a lot of ways to create a valid reason for you to unzip and masturbate[1]. But contrary to popular belief, it’s not always the case. Because while visual novels and ero-scenes go hand in hand, there are different interpretations that deem the latter as unnecessary.

I’m going to outline a few interpretations here, breaking things down into particular ways on how visual novel ero-scenes work and screw up. Maybe one of these will apply to you, maybe not. Take it as you will.

Oh, by the way. This is going to get kinky, so I’ll go ahead and warn you: This is NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

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Footnotes

  1. You can stop being in denial now, boys and girls. []

This Is Probably Another Comeback Post: Taking A Peek Inside An Impoverished Otaku’s Busy Routine

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A lot of things happened in the span of six months. Hiatuses have been made, comebacks have been declared, illustrations have been drawn, art contests have been won, games have been played, and the list goes on from there. But before you decide to take the stick to beat your dear blogger to death because another alibi’s coming up, hear me out.

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OreImo First Impressions: The Woes of a Closet Otaku

I think Ore no Imōto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai (or simply OreImo), is one of the most interesting shows so far. No, no, I’m not exaggerating here. I’m serious, and you probably wouldn’t know why unless you have played more than ten eroges in your lifetime, or have been an otaku all your life.

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The 2D Files: The Case of “Simulated Depth”

This might get un-worksafe, so let me give you a NOT SAFE FOR WORK heads-up on this one.

As far as everyone knows, we otaku are fascinated with how the second dimension works. But what makes it more fascinating is the way its binary clockwork makes us understand that its restrictions are limited to what our 2D complex minds can think of.

To further dissect this statement, let’s use the most prominent and overused one: Genshiken‘s Madarame Thesis.

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月姫

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“El Vampir In Visum Et Memoriam.”

You might be asking on why I intend to do this for the record. To tell the truth, blogging Tsukihime is out of the question. That is, until TYPE-MOON announced a remake for the said game. And besides, the game is good. I would curse myself if I don’t even uphold my affiliation to the Back Alley Allegiance. Sacchin needs some lovin’ now.

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Nanatsuiro Drops, Naisho No Jikan and Probably Some Tsukihime

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Good stuff. Old stuff. But still, good stuff.

I’m again doing one of the things I love most: Playing eroge and doujin games of the sort. It’s sort of a neglected hobby because of I lost track of things when I tried to multitask things to EPIC FAIL proportions. Now that I’ve learned my lesson, I think I’m back on track. I THINK.

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プリズム・アーク らぶらぶマキシマム プリズム・ハート エピソード2.5

I don’t really have that much time to play eroge lately, nor do I have the amour to do so. To sum it up, I currently have my “eroge mode” disabled, and I need a jumpstart. But let’s not delve into that too much, shall we? At least I’ll feel fulfilled (somehow, even when I know I haven’t touched the game for around half a year already…) once I finish posting this one.

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ああ~!満っちゃだめ~!

Welcome to the second eroge post for Prism Ark! Canonically speaking, the question asked should be: Where do we go from the first one? I still don’t have the Prism Heart DVD yet (which was rumored to be voiced), and I don’t think I have to blog an unvoiced ” side retail” game of the entirety (since Theresa to Heart made me harbor some mixed feelings for it, even with the fact that it has the one and only scenario where you can screw Filia). But anyways, this should be in order due to me having this backlog entry stagnating for a few months a year now. It’s time to break a lazy habit… AGAIN

Now, I do have to warn you that this is going to be NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Oh, and it’s also most advisable for you to play the first game to be able to understand this one.

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