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Gallery Update: Swimsuit Rider

Well, what do you know. I actually got it to work!

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I can say I actually outdid myself.

This turned out good. Hopefully, I can get the gist of it and mosey on working on some good characters. More like I think I want to open up a drawing/sketch request thread and have people shove me what they want drawn up my ass. Meanwhile, I’ll be archiving this on the Gallery.

iPhone Just Got Rule 34

Rule 34 in effect now…

And you thought you were safe? HELL NO! Your touchscreen pieces of multimedia crap are getting an amorous upgrade! A pair of iPhone eroge came out a few days ago, which features Minafuji Yoshika of Strike Witches and Yunocchi of Hidamari Sketch. Legspreading, cuntrubbing, and clothstripping are going to make everyone think you’re a filthy piece of crazy perverted shit as you pry and rub your dirty fingers on the touchscreen, with you probably drooling on it.

iPhone strip-a-Yunocchi.

These are the source vids for Minafuji and Yunocchi from Nico. As for the game, you can get it here. And after getting it, I’d brand you a rich bastard (like Ra-kun) as I let you taste THE AGGRESSION OF THE IMPOVERISHED! Poverty shall own your ass, period. Thank AMERIKKA for that.

News provided by: Sankaku Complex (link)

“It’s Too Hard, Loli-chan Doesn’t Get It.”

Before anything else, I would like to remind you that this shit’s so NOT SAFE FOR WORK. You have been warned, so don’t blame me when your boss sees you doing something to a little cartoon girl while your PC is playing some stupid 8-bit music.

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Expect Not This Game, I Will

Shit you not, I do.

I seriously didn’t plan to write about Soul Calibur’s next game, but this is just plain hilarious in a sense that it’s retarded not to. I mean, this thing’s gonna get released by the end of the month at around seven thousand yen, bearing official art for the boxes like the ones above for 360, while Vader stars on the PS3 version.

*Shffffffff…. hooooooooo…. shffffffff….. hoooooo….*

This is seriously tickling my funny bone, considering the lightsabers don’t even melt or cut the swords even with their high frequency lasers. This brings to light that LASER IS NOT DIFFICULT. Glad I listened to you, Marisa. I’ll never look at Master Spark the same way again.

Failed us, Namco has. Died, Soul Calibur has.