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Zero no Tsukaima - Princess no Rondo 12: Wings of Freedom

IT’S PRINCESS NO RONDO’S FINAL EPISODE! Don’t be fooled, though. The title isn’t what you really think it is. Let’s just say it’s one savvy way to wrap things up.

With Tabitha suddenly rescued (without even a fight?!), the group heads back towards Tristain, where Gallian infulence cannot reach them. On the way Louise had a dream: She lost all her powers, and Tabitha’s trying to take the lead on Saito. Of course, dream or no, she’s stripped of her powers. That’s that.

Now, this is where Tabitha is successfully wooed. You can probably see why a lot of people who read the novels see the current season as a great development to the storyline. The entire season, albeit the introduction and recurrence of new and old characters, is focused on a focal point that will affect everyone’s lives, especially Saito’s, Louise’s, and now Tabitha’s. Too bad there wasn’t much Julius air time. I was waiting for him to intervene at whatever there is, too…

PimpSaito has aquired a Tabitha.

It was revealed that the Jormugand/Giant is actually a big armored whatever. As in BIG! Sheffield is able to exert direct control over it via her powers. It also seems to be able to utilize Ancient Magic as it was able to stop one of Tabitha’s javelins like the way Nephthys does. And because of its size, any amount of magic may not be that sufficient.

And its eye looks like a vagina…

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Zero no Tsukaima - Princess no Rondo 11: Captive in Al Hambra

Back on track now. Well, an hour at the very least. Time to straighten up the mess last week created. But before anything else, I APPROVE THIS EP! To hell with morality, to hell with censorship, TO HELL WITH EVERYTHING!

THIS EPISODE BREAKS EVERY OTHER POSSIBLE BOUNDARY WITH POWERFUL NUCLEAR FISSION!

Louise and Saito’s group reach Gallia’s Al Hambra, and plans for castle infiltration to get Tabitha. With the help of Kirche’s boobs, they get info on how to get in. Here’s the plan: Drug every guard in sight with sleeping wine while every girl in the group will dress up as makeshift dance party whores to buy some time and distraction. With the raining bouncing mammaries, this should be possible to pull off, except on Louise.

Seems like a good plan to me, though.

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Zero no Tsukaima - Princess no Rondo 10: Border Mountain Pass

I never thought I would screw up my schedule by not posting this one up. And since it’s late, I’ll be quick.

Quickcrotch for quick quickies!

Henrietta’s emotional decline worsens (yeah, she’s emo alright) as Saito’s group plan for an expedition to Galila. Hiding within Scarron’s pub, they plan something to make this possible. The deal is to drive Ostrand to Germania to seek refuge on its territories, as well as providing Saito some cover and time to pass the guards and leave Tristain safely. Colbert, Siesta, and the other Undines stayed at Tristain to retrieve Ostrand, while the rest of the crew disguised themselves as commoners (it made me MONMON NOMNOM), which made them successfully pass Tristain’s borders.

Click for MONMON NOMNOM.

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Zero no Tsukaima - Princess no Rondo 9: Tabitha’s Younger Sister

Sweet! Right on schedule (2 hours before midnight, to be exact)! And this ep finally reveals Sylphid ryu-musume! SO YOU LOST OUT BET SAGEMATT! COUGH THE FUCKING CASH UP!

On a side note, MANBOOBS are so disgusting now. I don’t think I’ll ever sleep soundly tonight.

The Undine Knights and some of the academy girls are looking for clues on Tabitha when a mysterious something fell from the sky. Turns out to be a naked girl… WAIT! What? Naked girl? From the sky? What in the world? Who is she? Where’d she come from?

PAIZURI TIEM!

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Zero no Tsukaima - Princess no Rondo Halftime Report

Sweet! Halftime Report!

Well, I’ve got nothing much to say. Just some complaints, some shout-outs, probably something to clear out to that stupid Censorship-san (like, how does “GET THE FUCK OFF MY ECCHI SHOWS!” sound?). But yeah, I do have a few points to note.

I don’t really have complaints about JC Staff’s continued depiction of the anime, and how it’s striving hard to be as canon to the novel as possible. It’s just that sometimes, there are inconsistencies that leave me hanging. Such an example would have to be Derf using powers to escape into Westwood Forest with Saito.  In the novel, Derf controlled Saito’s body and moved it away from the battlefield, while in the anime, Derf simply teleported Saito into Tifa’s woods. Amazingly, it did work out for the series since there isn’t really anything wrong with the means, so I don’t know if this would count as a complaint or a compliment.

“Character Development” is always welcome.

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Zero no Tsukaima - Princess no Rondo 8: The Eastern Pursuit!

Finally! Gallia Expedition GET!

The plane, named as Ostrand… or Ostland, whatever the name is (Japanese L-R shit kicking in), is finally introduced in the series. It is a plane powered by steam engines, and has an output that is pretty much similar to the planes in the real world. Landing on Tristain academy, it was made clear that they were conducting flight tests for the plane itself, and they occasionally fly over the academy, hence the rumors. Since Kirche was involved, it’s obvious that the funding for the project was provided by her.

NICE BOAT!

It was also made clear that she’s one of the reasons of Colbert-sensei’s disappearance, the other being Tabitha. In order to avert Anies’ rage away from the Fire Snake, Tabitha cast a “fake-death” spell, after which Colbert was retrieved and was brought to Germania, where he continued his research for the Ostland/Ostrand. Well, so much for the hiding. At least it’s made clear he didn’t really die or anything, or AN HERO will still live in our hearts.

Moreover, Louise notices that Saito’s been too preoccupied with his thoughts. Could it be that he’s thinking about the princess? Louise tried to get Saito’s say about this, but fails. After consulting SIesta (who still didn’t forget the bet from last ep), Tifa finally butts in, suggesting to use an item called the Crystal of the Night. The item is capable of making the user see a certain person’s chain of events of last night. Of course, Louise uses this for the sole purpose of confirming something about the Princess and Saito.

“It’s about time you gave your master some cunnilingus!”

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Zero no Tsukaima - Princess no Rondo 7: Sleipnir’s Ball

SAITO! TABITHA! MANBOOBS! This backlog ep that I haven’t watched ever since I had another free Monday feels like I need to take a shit off work and do something for the leftover eps. Nevertheless, it’s about time things got interesting.

Way to start an episode.

It all started on a bet between Siesta and Louise. The bet is whether Saito would be able to find Louise in the upcoming Sleipnir ball. Ah, to elaborate further, the Sleipnir Ball (which I think is dedicated to the eight-legged steed of Odin) is a dance party of sorts wherein you transform and masquerade as your ideal person. You can be a hero, a princess of a country, or even a hot momma, and it wouldn’t matter if you’re male. At least they’d give homosexuality a piece of that.

The condition is, if Saito fails to find Louise, Siesta will have no conditions getting “private time” with her master. If Saito succeeds though, he gets Louise’s part of the bargain. WATERMELONS OR WASHING BOARDS? You chose.

MANWHORE… MUST… KILL…

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Zero no Tsukaima - Princess no Rondo 6: The Forbidden Magic Medicine

Finally! Some Siesta time! I was thinking for further eps, but I didn’t expect it to come too soon. So much for waiting, but this kinda got my funny bone for a bit while waiting for my copy of ep 7 to come by.

So yeah, my backlogs haven’t changed even though I had a Monday. Sucks for that.

The ep starts with the Siesta family lineage having a forum on an item in question: A heart-shaped vial full of powder. What does it contain? Scarron and Jessica tells that it’s a legendary love potion capable of anybody ingesting it to fall in love with any person the drinker sees fit. The plan seems to be speeding up the relationship between Saito and Siesta, now that Siesta herself is already pledged as Saito’s “belonging”. That does give another meaning to it. How about “Mistress?”

Everybody loves a Cinderella story… sort of…

Siesta was hesitant but first, but her feelings for Saito pushes her onward to planning some “private time with her master”, which she did. Siesta pulls Saito away from Louise and then goes to the commoner’s quarters, which the Undine Knights (who were then pulling grass from the fields as punishment from the perverted deed last ep) and the other girls didn’t fail to notice.

PUNISHMENT TIEM!

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Zero no Tsukaima - Princess no Rondo 5: The Alluring Women’s Bath

This? ON A FRIDAY?! Boy, am I really out of time to even thinking of that. Wait, wrong. Totally wrong. Did I say wrong?

Anyways, this ep’s all about Tabitha and Sylphid. Screw Louise, screw Tifa. Those two aren’t even up to the feat that Tabitha pulled off. Besides, this IS the first time Tabitha did pull such a feat. So much for the implication since the frist ep’s OP. And Sylphid’s also getting some development, too.

Now, if there’s only more Siesta every ep, that may balance the equation… a bit… perhaps…

Distrust stirs Saito and Louise as the former was forced to sign a contract about boobies. Of course Saito won’t. Any male won’t. He’ll just be a dog tied with a leash like the animal he is! Pissed, Saito leaves, and heads to Colbert’s room: the room of the person the believes him, and the person he believes in. So yeah, let’s admit it. A lot of people somewhat loved that half-bald AN HERO professor because of his relations to Saito, and his so-called “change of heart” for the sake of everyone, especially Saito.

AN HERO will live in our hearts. A 5-second voice time in commemoration.

He then wakes up, goes out of the room, and finds the Undine Knights headquarters brimming with girls and gifts. Seems the girls are taking their time with the members after the previous ep with Beatrice. They also introduced (subtly) a new recruit for the Knights: Gimli, a green-haired cute guy (that’s according to my preferences for one) with the J.R.R. Tolkien written all over it. Oh, great. First there’s Old Osmond for Gandalf, AND NOW THIS?!

Sylphid had a bit of her time too asking Saito suddenly for food, and happily eating it. Now the implications  of affection are complete, we just need a whole ep for an appearance. Sagematt can just die of disbelief, hahaha!

OM NOM NOM!

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Zero no Tsukaima - Princess no Rondo 4: The Rumored New Student

Woot! Back on track for Princess no Rondo! At least this is my most anticipated anime so far, so I think I should focus more on this one. But yeah, it’s still the same stuff: Crappy OP-ED, boobs, implied sex, cuteness and moe, AND HOORAY FUCKING CENSORSHIP!

HOLYCRAP! V-F MISSILES AT 12 O’CLOCK! EVASIVE MANEUVERS!

The training for the Knights of Undine commences, but is halted by the sudden appearance of Tifa, who comes in wearing Tristein Magic Academy uniform. Seems that Henrietta gave permission that she be able to stay at the academy for a number of reasons: First, since she’s of noble status due to her relations to Henrietta. Second, she’s got magic of the ancient arts that may prove useful in the war. Third, Saito’s there.

Third option seemed fucked up… Way too fucked up… But yeah…

“Hey, Saito. I’m naked now. Should I ‘clean’ your Derflinger, or should I get ready to be pierced by it?”

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