No, not the game.
Santa Reimu pics are so rare… or maybe it’s just me being lazy on finding them…
Here we are at the second part of the Christmas Present Catalog, where your gift would mean something significant in the anime and manga world! On the first part of the catalog, we listed down gifts that are good for lovers. Now we’re going to list down gifts that are too absurd or screwed, or sick for anyone to have.
Continue reading ‘The 2009 Christmas Present Catalog Part 2: Outrageous and Courageous’
IT’S PRINCESS NO RONDO’S FINAL EPISODE! Don’t be fooled, though. The title isn’t what you really think it is. Let’s just say it’s one savvy way to wrap things up.
With Tabitha suddenly rescued (without even a fight?!), the group heads back towards Tristain, where Gallian infulence cannot reach them. On the way Louise had a dream: She lost all her powers, and Tabitha’s trying to take the lead on Saito. Of course, dream or no, she’s stripped of her powers. That’s that.
Now, this is where Tabitha is successfully wooed. You can probably see why a lot of people who read the novels see the current season as a great development to the storyline. The entire season, albeit the introduction and recurrence of new and old characters, is focused on a focal point that will affect everyone’s lives, especially Saito’s, Louise’s, and now Tabitha’s. Too bad there wasn’t much Julius air time. I was waiting for him to intervene at whatever there is, too…
PimpSaito has aquired a Tabitha.
It was revealed that the Jormugand/Giant is actually a big armored whatever. As in BIG! Sheffield is able to exert direct control over it via her powers. It also seems to be able to utilize Ancient Magic as it was able to stop one of Tabitha’s javelins like the way Nephthys does. And because of its size, any amount of magic may not be that sufficient.
And its eye looks like a vagina…
Continue reading ‘Zero no Tsukaima – Princess no Rondo 12: Wings of Freedom’
Back on track now. Well, an hour at the very least. Time to straighten up the mess last week created. But before anything else, I APPROVE THIS EP! To hell with morality, to hell with censorship, TO HELL WITH EVERYTHING!
THIS EPISODE BREAKS EVERY OTHER POSSIBLE BOUNDARY WITH POWERFUL NUCLEAR FISSION!
Louise and Saito’s group reach Gallia’s Al Hambra, and plans for castle infiltration to get Tabitha. With the help of Kirche’s boobs, they get info on how to get in. Here’s the plan: Drug every guard in sight with sleeping wine while every girl in the group will dress up as makeshift dance party whores to buy some time and distraction. With the raining bouncing mammaries, this should be possible to pull off, except on Louise.
Seems like a good plan to me, though.
Continue reading ‘Zero no Tsukaima – Princess no Rondo 11: Captive in Al Hambra’
I never thought I would screw up my schedule by not posting this one up. And since it’s late, I’ll be quick.
Quickcrotch for quick quickies!
Henrietta’s emotional decline worsens (yeah, she’s emo alright) as Saito’s group plan for an expedition to Galila. Hiding within Scarron’s pub, they plan something to make this possible. The deal is to drive Ostrand to Germania to seek refuge on its territories, as well as providing Saito some cover and time to pass the guards and leave Tristain safely. Colbert, Siesta, and the other Undines stayed at Tristain to retrieve Ostrand, while the rest of the crew disguised themselves as commoners (it made me MONMON NOMNOM), which made them successfully pass Tristain’s borders.
Click for MONMON NOMNOM.
Continue reading ‘Zero no Tsukaima – Princess no Rondo 10: Border Mountain Pass’
Sweet! Right on schedule (2 hours before midnight, to be exact)! And this ep finally reveals Sylphid ryu-musume! SO YOU LOST OUT BET SAGEMATT! COUGH THE FUCKING CASH UP!
On a side note, MANBOOBS are so disgusting now. I don’t think I’ll ever sleep soundly tonight.
The Undine Knights and some of the academy girls are looking for clues on Tabitha when a mysterious something fell from the sky. Turns out to be a naked girl… WAIT! What? Naked girl? From the sky? What in the world? Who is she? Where’d she come from?
PAIZURI TIEM!
Continue reading ‘Zero no Tsukaima – Princess no Rondo 9: Tabitha’s Younger Sister’
Sweet! Halftime Report!
Well, I’ve got nothing much to say. Just some complaints, some shout-outs, probably something to clear out to that stupid Censorship-san (like, how does “GET THE FUCK OFF MY ECCHI SHOWS!” sound?). But yeah, I do have a few points to note.
I don’t really have complaints about JC Staff’s continued depiction of the anime, and how it’s striving hard to be as canon to the novel as possible. It’s just that sometimes, there are inconsistencies that leave me hanging. Such an example would have to be Derf using powers to escape into Westwood Forest with Saito. In the novel, Derf controlled Saito’s body and moved it away from the battlefield, while in the anime, Derf simply teleported Saito into Tifa’s woods. Amazingly, it did work out for the series since there isn’t really anything wrong with the means, so I don’t know if this would count as a complaint or a compliment.
“Character Development” is always welcome.
Continue reading ‘Zero no Tsukaima – Princess no Rondo Halftime Report’
Finally! Gallia Expedition GET!
The plane, named as Ostrand… or Ostland, whatever the name is (Japanese L-R shit kicking in), is finally introduced in the series. It is a plane powered by steam engines, and has an output that is pretty much similar to the planes in the real world. Landing on Tristain academy, it was made clear that they were conducting flight tests for the plane itself, and they occasionally fly over the academy, hence the rumors. Since Kirche was involved, it’s obvious that the funding for the project was provided by her.
NICE BOAT!
It was also made clear that she’s one of the reasons of Colbert-sensei’s disappearance, the other being Tabitha. In order to avert Anies’ rage away from the Fire Snake, Tabitha cast a “fake-death” spell, after which Colbert was retrieved and was brought to Germania, where he continued his research for the Ostland/Ostrand. Well, so much for the hiding. At least it’s made clear he didn’t really die or anything, or AN HERO will still live in our hearts.
Moreover, Louise notices that Saito’s been too preoccupied with his thoughts. Could it be that he’s thinking about the princess? Louise tried to get Saito’s say about this, but fails. After consulting SIesta (who still didn’t forget the bet from last ep), Tifa finally butts in, suggesting to use an item called the Crystal of the Night. The item is capable of making the user see a certain person’s chain of events of last night. Of course, Louise uses this for the sole purpose of confirming something about the Princess and Saito.
“It’s about time you gave your master some cunnilingus!”
Continue reading ‘Zero no Tsukaima – Princess no Rondo 8: The Eastern Pursuit!’
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